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humberlad

37 M Pickering, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It's hard to know what to write here. I'm looking for something rather specific and kind of different, so I think I'll just be as honest as I can.

I'm mostly attracted to masculine of centre female-bodied people (you could say dykes, and butches). I've felt this way as long as I can remember. A lot of the women I've developed feelings for in my life have been lesbians or at very least primarily sexually and romantically interested women.

I would be very happy to find a masculine-type women who would be open to the idea of a relationship with a man. I know this isn't "normal" so please forgive me if you're a "gay" women and I've viewed profile. I do my best to interact with people about this an open and honest way. If someone is interested in being just friends, that's fine, I'm 100% respectful of boundaries.

I'm not interested in anyone as a fetish or have delusions that I can convert anyone or change anyone's sexuality. I would be very happy to discuss with anyone what my ideal relationship would be like (probably surprisingly simple).

That said, I know people aren't books to be judged by their covers (or dust jackets in the case of hardcovers). I value traits like kindness, openness, and generosity in others.

I enjoy going to the movies, trying new places to eat, making new friends, and walking. If you enjoy any of these activities please message me! I'm also a huge soccer fan, so if that's a interest of yours, I'm sure we'll get along!

I'm interested in connecting with all types of people, both men and women, so even if the above doesn't sound like you, please message me anyways.

I'd also love to meet someone to help push me a little in terms of healthy eating and lifestyle. I'd love to go out to a vegan place with someone :)
What I’m doing with my life
Working on being a writer for television and film and working a retail job to make bills.
I’m really good at
drinking way too much diet cola...

txting at work...

txting while messed up...

drinking diet cola while txting...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Hakka Chinese food, Japanese Pancakes, burgers, but I'm always looking to expand the stuff I eat. I'd love for someone to introduce me to vegetarian / vegan cuisine.

Movies, too many to mention. Really anything "genre," same with TV.

Looking for someone to re-watch the Danish series "Kingdom" with. It's exactly like ER meets nothing you've ever seen.
The six things I could never do without
My family, my friends, my dog, my computer, my phone, my freedom (probably should have been first).

Why six things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make the things I want in life a reality and how create the kind of relationships I want.

How to turn online relationships into real world relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleep, cause I'm fucking tired from working so much!!!

I'd rather be with you my hypothetical cool new friend!

Messing around on the net... http://cries-for-help-o-rama.tumblr.com/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm 37 and I live at home, temporary measure.

If you want to organize a mob to drive me to the edge of town (Ajax?!), I'll fully understand.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a stuffed animal collection.

Double also, sometimes I like Facebooks posts more out of a sense of obligation than actual enjoyment.

Triple also, I watch a lot of Russian soccer despite my concerns over the treatment of LGBT people in Russia :(

Quadruple also, I'm not very experienced sexually and would love some help in that department.

Final also, as much as I'd like to find someone and as hard as I look, I don't feel like there's anyone out there looking for me :(
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're nice and kind, and like dying hair, or want to go jean jacket shopping or get shwarma, or go to a soccer game, or go on adventures, or go to the zoo, or ....?

You should probably just message me.