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38 Pickering, Ontario, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:10pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This might get a little ranty, but please see it through.

I'm kinda sad right now and it feels like I've been sad forever and I'll always be sad. Thankfully I know that's not true. One of the things that are making me sad right now is how little it would take to make me happy.

At the moment, I'm mostly attracted to female bodied masculine people. It's just how I feel and have felt for a very long time.

If I could find female bodied masculine person who'd be a good friend to me and be open the idea of sharing some form of physical intimacy / affection, I'd be the happiest person in world.

Cause right now, no one touches me and I don't mean that in a sexual or dirty way.

No one I like, likes me.

People seem incapable of seeing me as more than a friend (don't get me wrong I love to make new friends), it just doesn't seem that it even occurs to people that I'm a full fledged human being with needs, wants, and feelings.

Please take a chance on me and please message me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on being a writer for television and film and working a retail job to make bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking way too much diet cola...

txting at work...

txting while messed up...

drinking diet cola while txting...
The first things people usually notice about me
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My awesome hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Hakka Chinese food, Japanese Pancakes, burgers, but I'm always looking to expand the stuff I eat. I'd love for someone to introduce me to vegetarian / vegan cuisine.

Movies, too many to mention. Really anything "genre," same with TV.

Looking for someone to re-watch the Danish series "Kingdom" with. It's exactly like ER meets nothing you've ever seen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my dog, my computer, my phone, my freedom (probably should have been first).

Why six things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the things I want in life a reality and how create the kind of relationships I want.

How to turn online relationships into real world relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting up for work.... awww yeaaahh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 38 and I live at home, temporary measure.

If you want to organize a mob to drive me to the edge of town (Ajax?!), I'll fully understand.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a stuffed animal collection.

Double also, sometimes I like Facebooks posts more out of a sense of obligation than actual enjoyment.

Triple also, I watch a lot of Russian soccer despite my concerns over the treatment of LGBT people in Russia :(
You should message me if
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You're nice and kind, and like dying hair, or want to go jean jacket shopping or get shwarma, or go to a soccer game, or go on adventures, or ....?

You should probably just message me.

Also, I "like" for dyed hair.

Or if you're wondering why did this charming fellow view my profile...