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humberlad

38 M Pickering, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"The Saddest Story Ever Told"

We used to go out on the summer nights and dance in the neon rain

We used to hold hands at the movie show but we'll never hold hands again

Do do do do do come on
Do do do do do come on

[Chorus:]

Those days are gone You and I were young those summer nights

You'll see the world diving for a girl you'll never find
and then we'll quietly grow old: the saddest story ever told.
Once upon a time we fell in love or at least that's what you said
You say I can find someone else but I just wish I was dead

Do do do do do come on
Do do do do do come on.
[Chorus:]

No truer words were ever sung.... I try oh, how I try and yet am comforted by the idea that I will find a relationship or friendship at the expense of effort, sorrow, and sometimes even sadness.

I'd desperately like to have an asexual romance with an alternative type female / queer / genderqueer person. Also interested in traditional romance and physical relationships where it feels right ;)

That said, anyone who likes what they see, please message away. I'm a cheap date (I'll even pay half... lol).

Please be nice to this strange old such and such, remember a pat on head takes a third as much energy as a punch in the face :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on being a writer for television and film and working a retail job to make bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking way too much diet cola...

txting at work...

txting while messed up...

drinking diet cola while txting...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Hakka Chinese food, Japanese Pancakes, burgers, but I'm always looking to expand the stuff I eat. I'd love for someone to introduce me to vegetarian / vegan cuisine.

Movies, too many to mention. Really anything "genre," same with TV.

Looking for someone to re-watch the Danish series "Kingdom" with. It's exactly like ER meets nothing you've ever seen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my dog, my computer, my phone, my freedom (probably should have been first).

Why six things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the things I want in life a reality and how create the kind of relationships I want.

How to turn online relationships into real world relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sleep, cause I'm fucking tired from working so much!!!

I'd rather be with you my hypothetical cool new friend!

Messing around on the net... http://cries-for-help-o-rama.tumblr.com/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 38 and I live at home, temporary measure.

If you want to organize a mob to drive me to the edge of town (Ajax?!), I'll fully understand.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a stuffed animal collection.

Double also, sometimes I like Facebooks posts more out of a sense of obligation than actual enjoyment.

Triple also, I watch a lot of Russian soccer despite my concerns over the treatment of LGBT people in Russia :(

Final also, as much as I'd like to find someone and as hard as I look, I don't feel like there's anyone out there looking for me :(
You should message me if
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You're nice and kind, and like dying hair, or want to go jean jacket shopping or get shwarma, or go to a soccer game, or go on adventures, or go to the zoo, or ....?

You should probably just message me.

Also, I "like" for dyed hair.