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humberlad

38 Pickering, Ontario, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Rather not say
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a work in progress. I feel I'm kind and caring, sometimes I care a little too much, too quickly.

I'd like someone to take me under their wing a bit, I could kind of use a mentor of any age.

I'm open to friendship, and maybe more, with people of any description and identity. I'd love to have a "cute crush" type relationship with a boyish woman / female bodied male person.

Not so much looking for sex as some hand holding, some cuddling, and a load of mutual niceness. Ice cream, browsing the pet store, talking, I'll buy you a green stuffed animal for St. Patricks... sigh...

I like cool alternative types. I wish I was cool like that, but I don't think I'm quiet there yet...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working on being a writer for television and film and working a retail job to make bills.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
drinking way too much diet cola...

txting at work...

txting while messed up...

drinking diet cola while txting...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My awesome hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love Hakka Chinese food, Japanese Pancakes, burgers, but I'm always looking to expand the stuff I eat. I'd love for someone to introduce me to vegetarian / vegan cuisine.

Movies, too many to mention. Really anything "genre," same with TV.

Looking for someone to re-watch the Danish series "Kingdom" with. It's exactly like ER meets nothing you've ever seen.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family, my friends, my dog, my computer, my phone, my freedom (probably should have been first).

Why six things?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make the things I want in life a reality and how create the kind of relationships I want.

How to turn online relationships into real world relationships.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Resting up for work.... awww yeaaahh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 38 and I live at home, temporary measure.

If you want to organize a mob to drive me to the edge of town (Ajax?!), I'll fully understand.

Also, I'm thinking of starting a stuffed animal collection.

Double also, sometimes I like Facebooks posts more out of a sense of obligation than actual enjoyment.

Triple also, I watch a lot of Russian soccer despite my concerns over the treatment of LGBT people in Russia :(
You should message me if
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You're nice and kind, and like dying hair, or want to go jean jacket shopping or get shwarma, or go to a soccer game, or go on adventures, or ....?

You should probably just message me.

Also, I "like" for dyed hair.

Or if you're wondering why did this charming fellow view my profile...