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humboldtperson7

28 McKinleyville, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I practice Muay Thai, I collect tarantulas, I love cooking, getting into arguments about philosophy, going to see bands play, and I've been working on a science fiction novel for the past few years.

I'm not into one-night-stands, or the whole "polyamorous" BS. I'd like to meet someone awesome that I can form some kind of long-term connection with down the road.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook Minute Rice in 51 seconds.

I can juggle. But only one item at a time.

I can open automatic doors a few moments sooner than they would normally open.

I can believe it's not butter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Harry Potter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love old Samurai westerns from the 50's and 60's...I guess it's an obsession. Toshiro Mifune is such a boss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr. Pepper
Oranges
Outside

I'm very low-maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
An orthopaedic doctor would have made a fortune in feudal Japan.

Could Jesus cook a microwaveable burrito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know?

I know I look like a wizard, it doesn't mean I can see the future.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational fear of ants.

Not very private, as you'll find out the very moment I see an ant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Things I'm looking for in a potential thing:

-you talk to pets like they're people, knowing full well they can't understand you or respond.
-you're a responsible adult who is no more than above -average in the crazy department.
-you like laying around all day watching horrible movies.
-you like to occasionally go rug cutting
-you know what rug cutting is
-you think karaoke is a legitimate way to pass the time
-people have described you as "old school"

There's way too many to list, I'll come back to this. Let's get coffee and hangout and junk.