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humboldtperson7

27 M Eureka, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a goof, nerd, and super awesome.

I'm currently watching Stargate: Atlantis while typing this...ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, hanging out with friends, enjoying life and the outdoors.

I love cooking!

I raise and breed tarantulas!

I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a parking lot.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
throwing rocks at things, revenge, lying to the police

Being swift as a coarsing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Harry Potter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a ton of sci-fi books collecting dust on my shelf...some of my favorites are the Dune series, and anything by Timothy Zahn. H.P. Lovecraft is always fun.

Movies/shows: Trailer Park Boys, anime, other stuff I can't think of at the moment.

I like all kinds of music...metal, classic rock, punk. I prefer to see live shows over DJs, karaoke is fun too.

Food: all of it
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
coffee
thai food
music
Dr Pepper
the ocean
the redwoods
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably working, then going out with friends or chilling at home. Exciting, I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an irrational fear of ants. Which is weird, because I'm fine with any other type of bug...except maybe wasps. Fuck wasps.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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If you think we might get along. I'm always down to meet interesting people :-)

Or if you think you can best me at a round of air hockey. BRING IT.