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28 McKinleyville, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
English (Okay), Portuguese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I practice Muay Thai, I collect tarantulas, I love cooking, getting into arguments about philosophy, going to see bands play, and I've been working on a science fiction novel for the past few years.

I'm not into one-night-stands, or the whole "polyamorous" BS. I'd like to meet someone awesome that I can form some kind of long-term connection with down the road.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can cook Minute Rice in 51 seconds.

I can juggle. But only one item at a time.

I can open automatic doors a few moments sooner than they would normally open.

I can believe it's not butter.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I look like Harry Potter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love old Samurai westerns from the 50's and 60's...I guess it's an obsession. Toshiro Mifune is such a boss.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dr. Pepper

I'm very low-maintenance
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
An orthopaedic doctor would have made a fortune in feudal Japan.

Could Jesus cook a microwaveable burrito so hot that not even he himself could eat it?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I don't know?

I know I look like a wizard, it doesn't mean I can see the future.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an irrational fear of ants.

Not very private, as you'll find out the very moment I see an ant.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Things I'm looking for in a potential thing:

-you talk to pets like they're people, knowing full well they can't understand you or respond.
-you're a responsible adult who is no more than above -average in the crazy department.
-you like laying around all day watching horrible movies.
-you like to occasionally go rug cutting
-you know what rug cutting is
-you think karaoke is a legitimate way to pass the time
-people have described you as "old school"

There's way too many to list, I'll come back to this. Let's get coffee and hangout and junk.