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humliatedgrape

25 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 24–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Libra
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Attempting to be left-handed
Traveling to every country in the world
Frequenting bars in the early morning to watch the World Cup
Trivia
Defending my arm wrestling champion title against 4th graders
Trying to start a garden gnome collection
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Only revealing my true personality to those I deem worthy (Really, I just operate mostly in deadpan and sarcasm which is lost on many).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Instead of tanning, I jaundice...yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow skin.

My face is overlaid with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and a piquant dash of bitchiness (At least that's what Kurt told me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I hate making long lists, so I will just give one of each that I like:
The Fountainhead
Harold and Maude
Cat Stevens
All foods Indian
Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Color
Motion
People
Crosswords
Family
Evil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Horrible puns and the make-believe lives of strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a live dove in my pants.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like odd numbers, yet hate the number 5.

Also, pick a US state and one word to describe it. It's for a project I'm working on.