humliatedgrape
26 Minneapolis, MN
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My self-summary
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
What I’m doing with my life
Attempting to be left-handed
Traveling to every country in the world
Frequenting bars in the early morning to watch the World Cup
Trivia
Defending my arm wrestling champion title against 4th graders
Trying to start a garden gnome collection
I’m really good at
Only revealing my true personality to those I deem worthy (Really, I just operate mostly in deadpan and sarcasm which is lost on many).
The first things people usually notice about me
Instead of tanning, I jaundice...yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow skin.

My face is overlaid with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and a piquant dash of bitchiness (At least that's what Kurt told me).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate making long lists, so I will just give one of each that I like:
The Fountainhead
Harold and Maude
Cat Stevens
All foods Indian
Arrested Development
The six things I could never do without
Color
Motion
People
Crosswords
Family
Evil
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Horrible puns and the make-believe lives of strangers.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a live dove in my pants.
You should message me if
You like odd numbers, yet hate the number 5.

Also, pick a US state and one word to describe it. It's for a project I'm working on.
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