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  • humliatedgrape

    25 Minneapolis, MN Woman

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    I’m looking for

    • Men
    • Ages 25–30
    • Near me
    • Who are single
    • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

    My details

    Last online
    Mar 10
    Orientation
    Straight
    Ethnicity
    White
    Height
    5′ 5″ (1.65m)
    Body type
    Athletic
    Diet
    Smokes
    No
    Drinks
    Socially
    Drugs
    Never
    Religion
    Atheism
    Sign
    Libra
    Education
    Graduated from university
    Job
    Education
    Income
    Status
    Single
    Type
    Offspring
    Pets
    Likes dogs
    Speaks
    English, French (Okay)
    My self-summary
    Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
    A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
    What I’m doing with my life
    Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
    Attempting to be left-handed
    Traveling to every country in the world
    Frequenting bars in the early morning to watch the World Cup
    Trivia
    Defending my arm wrestling champion title against 4th graders
    Trying to start a garden gnome collection
    I’m really good at
    Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
    Only revealing my true personality to those I deem worthy (Really, I just operate mostly in deadpan and sarcasm which is lost on many).
    The first things people usually notice about me
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    Instead of tanning, I jaundice...yellow hair, yellow eyes, yellow skin.

    My face is overlaid with dignity, suffering, intelligence, and a piquant dash of bitchiness (At least that's what Kurt told me).
    Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
    Help your potential matches find common interests.
    I hate making long lists, so I will just give one of each that I like:
    The Fountainhead
    Harold and Maude
    Cat Stevens
    All foods Indian
    Arrested Development
    The six things I could never do without
    Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
    Color
    Motion
    People
    Crosswords
    Family
    Evil
    I spend a lot of time thinking about
    Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
    Horrible puns and the make-believe lives of strangers.
    On a typical Friday night I am
    Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
    Doing the same thing I do every night, trying to take over the world.
    The most private thing I’m willing to admit
    I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
    I have a live dove in my pants.
    You should message me if
    Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
    You like odd numbers, yet hate the number 5.

    Also, pick a US state and one word to describe it. It's for a project I'm working on.