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humorlover

38 F Melbourne, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am looking for a committed, long-term relationship. I'd prefer to meet someone relatively local ~ less than an hour away ideally...with school and work it's not possible for me to travel very far, sorry. I am also not looking for text 'pen pals', thanks.

I am a kind, funny, generous, articulate, tough, just a smidge OCD, dog-lover, slightly fluffy but fairly active (exercise 3-5x a week), smart, outspoken, strong-willed REAL woman. I have curves and I have some balls, as well. I speak fluent sarcasm, love comedy roasts and practical jokes. I always want things to be fair. I am a Phillies fan. I have red hair and blue eyes. I am a full time student with a full time job, so I stay busy. I love seafood and Italian food. I will answer any question you have with honesty. I have nothing to hide. :)

I would be most attracted to a confident man, who is funny and likes to do some of the fun things I like: paddleboarding, kayaking, beachwalking, bicycling, volleyball, baseball games, concerts, great meals and good conversations. I don't drink often, so I'm not a barfly (hence trying alternative methods of meeting people) but do love a day or night on a deck somewhere with good friends and a couple beers or glass of wine. I am fairly intelligent and would appreciate the like. Must love dogs. I am most attracted to men near my age. I love a wide span of music from classic rock to funk to 80's ballads to DMB to some new music. I am very affectionate when the chemistry is there. I am looking for a man who doesn't mind taking some time to get to really know another. I am looking for my best friend.

I am an outgoing introvert...if you know what that really means, it goes a long way towards understanding how I tick. If you'd like to know, I'm happy to explain. :)

Chemistry doesn't always have everything to do with looks. I like to meet all different looking people. Sometimes people I might not find attractive in pictures, I end up having great chemistry with, or vice-versa. However, humor is a must. Beards and nice eyes are just a really nice bonus. :)

I am up front about who I am, and I may not be everyone's cup of tea and that is so ok - I can take rejection gracefully. Please like yourself enough to do the same.
What I’m doing with my life
I go to school and work and volunteer when I can.

Looking for my Ted Mosby.
I’m really good at
Giving advice.
Looking at the other side of a situation.
Loving my loved ones.
Having fun.
Helping people.
Talking.
Raising kids. (even though I birthed none of my own)
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile.
I am a smartass.
You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Stephen King, anything about true crime, non-fictional murder mysteries, biographies, historical stories and always up for suggestions. I do like horror movies and mafia movies, but can always do a comedy...I LOVE "The Ladies Man", "Grandma's Boy" and "Old School". (Don't judge me monkey.)

Music? Bring it on. I can't take heavy rap or screaming noise metal. Other than that, I'll take it all.

Food. I like sushi and seafood. I'm not a fan of chicken. I only eat beef if it's really tender and rare. Cheeseburgers rock. I like everything involved in getting breakfast at a diner. I am Italian so I was spoiled growing up with a dad who kicks ass in the kitchen. I do like salads, pizza is good and I love ice cream in the summer.
The six things I could never do without
My loved ones
Music
My cell phone (because my memory is trash and I get lost alot)
Mind Food
Food, Air, etc.
Lemon flavored Pez and Starburst.
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe Out. Maybe In. Maybe working. Maybe dancing, maybe singing. There is no 'typical'.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once paid good money for a Milli Vanilli concert. It wasn't my money, but still...
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 32–47
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You are cool. You live and let live. You are nice. You are funny. You are friendly and honest. You are not possessive or controlling. You don't endanger yourself or others. You are independent. You don't suck. You aren't perfect. You don't expect me to be.