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humpback_whales

27 Dayton, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I like things that are extremely droll, and I find everything to be acutely ridiculous. Watching films and walking through woods are both highly enjoyable to me. There is humor in everything, including really lousy events. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"
I also become entranced by severe thunderstorms and certain bodily odors.
Is it weird to share my tumblr? I think it says a lot about me (how dumb does that sound?) http://demonbloodspiders.tumblr.com/
I love spooky, gothic, Autumnal stuff. Art is absolutely the most important aspect of life. I think sports are kind of sad.
I have a really dry, straight faced sense of humor, and most people don't realize when I'm kidding.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am currently ruminating about my future. So, nothing really. I work for a ceramic artist, applying glaze to little cat-face magnets and to larger, more normal plaques. I should probably get into shape and draw more often. I'd like to write and illustrate children's books for a living.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Daydreaming, being uncomfortable, and being polite to waitresses.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't really tell me the first things they notice about me. My receding hairline, I'd imagine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fyodor Dostoevsky, Gustav Klimt, Edward Gorey, Grimm fairytales, X-Files, Wong Kar Wai, Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman, Federico Fellini, Clara Rockmore, Nick Drake, My Bloody Valentine, Gustav Mahler, Jazz, weird African music, matar paneer and artichokes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Film, humor, camomile tea, wikipedia, the ability to recall dreams, alone time. Who gives a shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are aggravating yet funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie with a glass of wine, alone. Yeah so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think video games can be more artistic than most photography.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like to talk about art (particularly movies), boredom, uncomfortably awkward things, outer space, absurdism, morbid humor, Katamari Damacy. Also, if you like to have woody allen-esque pessimist talks.

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