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27 Dayton, OH Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I like things that are extremely droll, and I find everything to be acutely ridiculous. Watching films and walking through woods are both highly enjoyable to me. There is humor in everything, including really lousy events. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"
I also become entranced by severe thunderstorms and certain bodily odors.
Is it weird to share my tumblr? I think it says a lot about me (how dumb does that sound?)
I love spooky, gothic, Autumnal stuff. Art is absolutely the most important aspect of life. I think sports are kind of sad.
I have a really dry, straight faced sense of humor, and most people don't realize when I'm kidding.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently ruminating about my future. So, nothing really. I work for a ceramic artist, applying glaze to little cat-face magnets and to larger, more normal plaques. I should probably get into shape and draw more often. I'd like to write and illustrate children's books for a living.
I’m really good at
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Daydreaming, being uncomfortable, and being polite to waitresses.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't really tell me the first things they notice about me. My receding hairline, I'd imagine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fyodor Dostoevsky, Gustav Klimt, Edward Gorey, Grimm fairytales, X-Files, Wong Kar Wai, Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman, Federico Fellini, Clara Rockmore, Nick Drake, My Bloody Valentine, Gustav Mahler, Jazz, weird African music, matar paneer and artichokes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Film, humor, camomile tea, wikipedia, the ability to recall dreams, alone time. Who gives a shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Things that are aggravating yet funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching a movie with a glass of wine, alone. Yeah so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think video games can be more artistic than most photography.
You should message me if
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If you like to talk about art (particularly movies), boredom, uncomfortably awkward things, outer space, absurdism, morbid humor, Katamari Damacy. Also, if you like to have woody allen-esque pessimist talks.

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