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humpback_whales

26 M Dayton, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Space camp
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like things that are extremely droll, and I find everything to be acutely ridiculous. Watching films and walking through woods are both highly enjoyable to me. There is humor in everything, including really lousy events. "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"
I also become entranced by severe thunderstorms and certain bodily odors.
Is it weird to share my tumblr? I think it says a lot about me (how dumb does that sound?) http://demonbloodspiders.tumblr.com/
I love spooky, gothic, Autumnal stuff. Art is absolutely the most important aspect of life. I think sports are kind of sad.
I have a really dry, straight faced sense of humor, and most people don't realize when I'm kidding.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently ruminating about my future. So, nothing really. I work for a ceramic artist, applying glaze to little cat-face magnets and to larger, more normal plaques. I should probably get into shape and draw more often. I'd like to write and illustrate children's books for a living.
I’m really good at
Daydreaming, being uncomfortable, and being polite to waitresses.
The first things people usually notice about me
People don't really tell me the first things they notice about me. My receding hairline, I'd imagine.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fyodor Dostoevsky, Gustav Klimt, Edward Gorey, Grimm fairytales, X-Files, Wong Kar Wai, Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman, Federico Fellini, Clara Rockmore, Nick Drake, My Bloody Valentine, Gustav Mahler, Jazz, weird African music, matar paneer and artichokes.
The six things I could never do without
Film, humor, camomile tea, wikipedia, the ability to recall dreams, alone time. Who gives a shit.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that are aggravating yet funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching a movie with a glass of wine, alone. Yeah so.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think video games can be more artistic than most photography.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you like to talk about art (particularly movies), boredom, uncomfortably awkward things, outer space, absurdism, morbid humor, Katamari Damacy. Also, if you like to have woody allen-esque pessimist talks.