I observe Friday on Tuesday, Saturday on Wednesday, and I don't observe Sunday at all. Wait.....what day is this?

Cats are dicks but that doesn't necessarily make them evil and dogs are good kissers.

Woody Allen movies are painfully unfunny.

I've been to the United States, Canada, South Korea, North Korea (sort of), Germany, Austria, France, Spain, Italy (accidentally), Belgium (accidentally and on purpose), the Netherlands, Kuwait, and Texas (any place that is that backwards has to be another country). It may sound exciting, but it was mostly painfully boring.

Trying to get through my entire Netflix queue. Who knew they had a 500 item limit.

Giving tummy rubs. Atari 2600 Pac Man. Making your computer/phone/tablet/tv/whatever work (that doesn't mean I want to).

I displace air, take up space, and occasionally block the sun and the wind.

I have a lightning bolt scar on my forehead...seriously...I am 40-something Harry Potter.

You can call me Harold. Or Mister Potter.

Neither of which is my name.

Chocolate Ovaltine
Chunky Peanut Butter
Raspberry Jam

"Scrubs." "30 Rock." "Coupling" -- the British version. And other stuff.

I've managed to collect every existing episode of Doctor Who including reconstructions of missing ones. They're not all good and I may never watch them all.

Some new things to add to this list, many of which are actually old things:

Shows:
Big Bang Theory
Community
Blacks's Books
BSG
Firefly/Serenity
Dollhouse
Peep Show
The IT Crowd...

Authors:
James Oliver Rigney, Jr.
George R.R. Martin
Patricia McKillip
William Gibson
Pat Cadigan
Joseph Heller...

Music:
U2
Alanis Morissette
Sisters of Mercy
Armin Van Buuren
Blank and Jones...

Things nobody can do without:

Water
Food
Shelter

Anything else is just stuff you want.

Sense Data, getting more sleep, ways to trick my elderly dog into taking her pain medicine. The world. How owls can eat tootsie pops when they don't have any teeth

an incredibly complex exothermic reaction of chemicals constructed of atoms produced by the death of a star.

Privacy is an illusion. In the small town America of the past everyone knew everyone else and everyone knew everyone else's business. Sometimes it was polite not to let on that you knew but you knew just the same. Today in big city America we're told to beware the erosion of privacy that technology is causing. The fact is that it's not an erosion of privacy, it's a restoration of the small town openness that we lost.

You recognize the sound of yellow when you taste it.