Came here via canoe a few decades ago and I like this place. I find it to be rather enjoyable.

I am a veteran who knows the value of life, lover of laughter, knower of a little about a lot of things. Curious by nature, asker of questions, sayer of inappropriate things at (in)appropriate times.

Used to work at a very big law firm that went bankrupt, now I just sit around in my underwear all day, I sometimes run and bike as well, although not in my underwear. Going back to school later this year to get more of my learn on.

Laughing at myself and making people laugh, building things, destroying things, IKEA construction, beer consumption, eating, seeing how puzzle pieces fit, laying out and doing nothing

Beard.

Movies
Airplane, Pulp Fiction, City of God, Religilous, Se7en, Léon: The Professional, Full Metal Jacket, Network, Rear Window, The Shining, Up, Django Unchained, Reservoir Dogs, Shawshank Redemption

Books
Things Fall Apart, Fahrenheit 451, 1984, All My Friends are Dead, Gang Leader for a Day, How to tell if your Cat is plotting to kill You, Lolita, It, Lone Survivor, Flowers for Algernon, Everyone Poops

Shows
Lost, The Walking Dead, Homeland, OZ, Six Feet Under, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Six Feet Under, Homeland, Colbert Report, Daily Show, Family Guy

Music
Fleet Foxes, Deftones, Pfirter, Eminem, Childish Gambino, Deadmau5, Weird Al Yankovic, Bach, Notorious B.I.G., Pretty Lights, Nirvana, Swedish House Mafia, Audioslave, R. E. M. More cowbell

Internet reading
Slate, The Economist, The Atlantic, Fark, Reddit, The Onion

Bacon. Beer. Dessert. Sarcasm. Bowties. Everything Bagels.

The future, why so many good shows jump the shark, how come people drink hot beverages with straws, why there isn't a tourist walking lane in NYC, who let the dogs out, where in the world is Carmen San Diego

Playing scrabble with your grandparents.

I have a small third nipple, no seriously, I do.

You enjoy bacon(or can at least appreciate someone who does), and/or you need a partner in crime/getaway driver.

You'd like to meet in person.

Answer this
Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?