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23 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 22-41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 23
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Special Diet
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not really cocky, I just thought "hunksville" was a funny name

There is this stupid TV commercial for diamonds, and in it there is a guy painting his GF's toenails. And it's says, "... Because you're not THAT guy!" buy her this hidious heart shaped diamond pendant. Well I guess I AM that guy. I would rather paint toenails or make a sweet gift than buy some factory made ugly ass pendant.

I have a huge beautiful warehouse in West Oakland that I built with my friends and I am very proud of how fun it is. Hot tub, movie theater, game room!!! LOVE IT!!!! I enjoy intelligent humor like The Daily Show or Louie, now for the self promotion... I'm sex positive, I can fix or make most anything, I can draw pretty well, I sew my own cloths (alter, not from scratch) I can play more musical instruments than I can count, and I am the worlds handsomest astronaut, billionaire doctor! I guess I don't like self promotion :( I would rather we answer questions and see if we are a good match :)
What I’m doing with my life
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giving it to science and debauchery.... mainly debauchery.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing almost anything... oh, and I sing and play music pretty good I guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a thousand feet tall, totally naked with robot clamps for hands, and engrossed in flames! ...oh, and my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Wesly Willis, the book and movie... and the food!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A desert island
The little key that allows you to change the combination on a combination padlock
one used baby wipe
a Betamax tape of Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo
and all the tea in China
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the sound of two hands NOT clapping
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
getting serious!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a framed copy of my last STD screening hanging in my room.

I take a hole punch and remove the god off of every dollar I get to make it constitutional again and to keep Thomas Jefferson from rolling over in his grave... Again

I can play the accordion, not well and I own a few.

I'm not really 22
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are witty and charming... Oh and sexy and proud of it! Shame is for Republicans, religious people, and idiots!!! Oh, I guess I could have just said idiots and that encompasses all three.