I'm not really cocky, I just thought "hunksville" was a funny name

There is this stupid TV commercial for diamonds, and in it there is a guy painting his GF's toenails. And it's says, "... Because you're not THAT guy!" buy her this hidious heart shaped diamond pendant. Well I guess I AM that guy. I would rather paint toenails or make a sweet gift than buy some factory made ugly ass pendant.

I have a huge beautiful warehouse in West Oakland that I built with my friends and I am very proud of how fun it is. Hot tub, movie theater, game room!!! LOVE IT!!!! I enjoy intelligent humor like The Daily Show or Louie, now for the self promotion... I'm sex positive, I can fix or make most anything, I can draw pretty well, I sew my own cloths (alter, not from scratch) I can play more musical instruments than I can count, and I am the worlds handsomest astronaut, billionaire doctor! I guess I don't like self promotion :( I would rather we answer questions and see if we are a good match :)

giving it to science and debauchery.... mainly debauchery.

Fixing almost anything... oh, and I sing and play music pretty good I guess.

I am a thousand feet tall, totally naked with robot clamps for hands, and engrossed in flames! ...oh, and my eyes

Wesly Willis, the book and movie... and the food!

A desert island
The little key that allows you to change the combination on a combination padlock
one used baby wipe
a Betamax tape of Breakin' 2, Electric Boogaloo
enchantment
and all the tea in China

the sound of two hands NOT clapping

getting serious!!!

I'm not 21
If you are the kind of girl who will sleep with all my friends and roommates when I'm out of town or I have my back turned... I'll probably fall crazy in love with you hahaha as long as you are safe tell me all the sexy details.

If you are witty and charming... Oh and slutty and proud of it! Sex positive = modern!