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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:07pm
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Christianity and it’s important
High school
Might want kids
Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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1) Messianic Hebrew/Hebraic Christian (whatever you want to call it; Christ was Jewish, so I try to practice the Jewish Torah when I can)
2) Writer
3) Veteran
4) Libertarian
5) INFP/Empath

profile to be edited shortly. 10/5/2015
What I’m doing with my life
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Film-making, script-writing.
I also write novels.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Writing
* Reading people, online and in person
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hair (no matter what style)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My family and I are very picky when it comes to TV shows. Shows like Startrek dont count when we're listing our favorite shows or "best shows ever" because they're classics and obviously exceed most shows today. Below is my list of favorite shows I'm currently watching, ranked by how much I like the show (and how well its written and acted)

Books: Bible, Terry Pratchett, HHGTTG

Movies: Boondock Saints 1 and 2, V for Vendetta, Inception, Suckerpunch, The Matrix, Southland Tales, Die Hard, A Dog's Breakfast

Shows: Orphan Black, Supernatural, The Messengers, Red Dwarf, SG1, Startrek, Black Adder, Black Books, Whose Line, Red VS Blue, Top Gear, Falling Skies, Burn Notice, Parks and Rec, Firefly, BTVS, The Walking Dead, Continuum, Z Nation, Brooklyn Nine Nine, The 100, Dominion, iZombie, Secrets and Lies, Sense8, Wayward Pines.

Music: Good rock. Not that crappy stuff... and anything Irish/Celtic.

Food: Most, except seafood.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My creativity and imagination
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The apocalypse.
Why do old people hang out at McDonald's every morning?
Why do girls like to talk to assholes who can act nice once in awhile but not nice guys who can be assholes once in awhile?
When will this anime fad end?
If there is any woman out there not intimidated by my empathic abilities.
Why are people so fucking stupid?
When will this "football" fad end?
When will I find a decent girl that I can tie up in my dungeon?
Where in the fucking world is that motherfucker Carmen Sandiego?
Who the fuck is Carmen Sandiego?
Where in the fucking world is Waldo????
Who the fuck this Waldo guy too????
Why the fuck do people care so much about these two motherfuckers!!!!???
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Introducing Waldo to Carmen Sandiego. At this point, they're more likely to find each other and get married than I am.

I dunno, probably something to do with writing...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I regret losing my virginity. And I was 23 at the time.
Only slept with four women and I only sleep with women I love. Sorry ladies.
I've been into BDSM for over ten years.
You should message me if
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You want to talk, you want to be an actress, you want to hang out, you need emotional help (some stuff I wont help with, like extreme life-long depression, sorry)

Fuck that pointy-haired, stripe-shirt-wearing asshole, amiright?

I'm going to describe my perfect mate. It's not like women are lining up to talk to me, so it can't hurt, right? I mean, as a guy, I'm not going to message a woman who describes her ideal man unless she describes me, but who knows? Maybe women are different.

My ideal woman is Christian, aware of the political evil in the world, generally pro-freedom and conservative, creative (preferably in writing, so we can co-author books :) ), Intuitive, introverted, empathic, submissive to me alone (but to other men, not), between the ages of 25 and 29, a virgin and. (unfinished)

Physically - her hair is long, curled, and bright red or shoulder-length, wavy and black or brunette. Her eyes are green and she wears glasses. She is shorter than me. She is very pale and has freckles. She doesnt wear make-up and she doesnt need it.

She's NOT really thin. She has curves, a black girl's ass, wide hips, and C-cup breasts. She wears dresses and long skirts mostly. She owns and wears a leather jacket and trench coat.

She likes weapons, especially bows, guns, and swords, and knows how to use all of them. She knows at least one martial art, or at least can fight if need be. She likes classic muscle cars and she's a great driver. She eats healthy but she's not a snobby vegan. She prefers cats over dogs, but wouldn't consider herself an animal person.

Like everyone else, she is flawed, but her flaws are not detrimental to our relationship, and they're mostly not the same as mine; we can make it work. She is shy and introverted but under the right circumstances, she will sing and dance to a Walk The Moon song in the middle of Wal-Mart.

The worst part of all this is I met this girl. And she married someone else.