Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to talk, you want to be an actress, you want to hang out,
you need emotional help (some stuff I wont help with, like extreme
life-long depression, sorry)
Fuck that pointy-haired, stripe-shirt-wearing asshole,
I'm going to describe my perfect mate. It's not like women are
lining up to talk to me, so it can't hurt, right? I mean, as a guy,
I'm not going to message a woman who describes her ideal man unless
she describes me, but who knows? Maybe women are different.
My ideal woman is Christian, aware of the political evil in the
world, generally pro-freedom and conservative, creative (preferably
in writing, so we can co-author books :) ), Intuitive, introverted,
empathic, submissive to me alone (but to other men, not), between
the ages of 25 and 29, a virgin and. (unfinished)
Physically - her hair is long, curled, and bright red or
shoulder-length, wavy and black or brunette. Her eyes are green and
she wears glasses. She is shorter than me. She is very pale and has
freckles. She doesnt wear make-up and she doesnt need it.
She's NOT really thin. She has curves, a black girl's ass, wide
hips, and C-cup breasts. She wears dresses and long skirts mostly.
She owns and wears a leather jacket and trench coat.
She likes weapons, especially bows, guns, and swords, and knows how
to use all of them. She knows at least one martial art, or at least
can fight if need be. She likes classic muscle cars and she's a
great driver. She eats healthy but she's not a snobby vegan. She
prefers cats over dogs, but wouldn't consider herself an animal
Like everyone else, she is flawed, but her flaws are not
detrimental to our relationship, and they're mostly not the same as
mine; we can make it work. She is shy and introverted but under the
right circumstances, she will sing and dance to a Walk The Moon
song in the middle of Wal-Mart.
The worst part of all this is I met this girl. And she married