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39 Chicago, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:08pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly vegan
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Seeing Someone
English (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Terrible eyesight, but great vision"

I like guns and feminism.

To that effect, I'm a complicated straight shooter who tends to be verbose and highly secretive.

Wily, like a coyote.

I speak colloquially, but I read and write a lot. Call me politely aggressive, or aggressively polite. I am a walking contradiction, unless I'm lying down.

Although a little rough around the edges, age has rounded my corners just a little bit. If you fall on me, you're more likely to get a bruise, than a cut. More on bruises later.

I internet like a paranoid 80 year old grandmother.

For enjoyment, I like trying to find things... yard sales, scavenger hunts, that exact right word, record shopping, buried pirate treasure, it doesn't really matter what... I crave the search.

I just finished the first draft of my first novel. I feel like a douche putting this in my profile. So, I guess write me if you like douches. However, I don't have any bathroom selfies of me flexing or pictures of myself on a motorcycle or anything like that... sorry.

I have Southern Manners, although I'm a 4th generation native of this town. I'm also a frantic typist. What this means in regards to this site: lots of typos, and that I'll respond to anyone who is engaging and intelligent. However, don't mistake my kindness and propensity to chat with strangers for any sort of desperation.

Typically, I'm drawn to brilliantly bookish/weird/awkward, creative women who possess introspective and introverted tendencies. Unfortunate haircuts not required, but greatly appreciated. Take that as you will.


I'm not for everybody. I know it, am ok with it, and sometimes even revel in it. That said, I am willing, able, and interested in making real and honest connections.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Container gardening. Thinking about shipping container houses, containing clutter and chaos. Also: living outside the box.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...putting the "social" back in antisocial.




Also: topping.

But i'm horrible at small talk. Seriously, really shitty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"If the kids are united, they will never be divided."

I like stuff. You like stuff too. I'm just not going to try to impress you with the stuff I like.

Let's talk about ideas instead...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(good) Public transit
Nice mid-century furniture
My eastern block gas mask collection
Some little toy soldiers and / or model trains
An ever shrinking, but increasingly impressive record collection
Old zines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...sustainability, and living within my means.

...the implied scarcity of love, and how we as a race are training ourselves to be terrified of actual human interaction.

...class privilege, sex, and their intersections.

...the inevitability of death, and if immortality would ruin our creative drive as a species. to carefully craft my profile to keep squares away.

...among other deep stuffs.

Also, why did they get rid of activity partners?

That's mostly what I'm looking for. Activity partners.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got 1/2 a blowjob at Obama's victory speech in Grant Park... and I didn't even vote for the man. #ThanksObama!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. possess a common courtesy uncharacteristic of those engaging on the internet. realize that life is too short.

...adversity has become a friend of yours, after you wrestled that gator into submission.

...mainstream culture ain't your thang.

...banter is in your repertoire.'re building a tiny house, and you want some help. have your shit together, more or less (preferably more).'re an A+ communicator, and follow through.

... you're brave, mature, kind of ridiculous, emotionally present, and can handle an intense, but kind man.'re not flaky, arrogant, a bigot, and/or a libertarian.

...your friends think that you're a bit of a pervert, and you don't list "whiskey" as one of the six things that you could never do without.. have passion, desire, drive. You like to make things, and make things happen. don't think someplace else is superior to where you are. are creative, engaging, and not in a rush; you do not ask people out "just for a quick drink" or on a "coffee date". You don't expect to learn within 5 minutes if there is a connection; I've learned that those sorts have particular difficulty with connections. have more questions than answers. tip well, and have class consciousness. like the sound of potentially having me as a slightly strange, but loyal friend / companion, and are looking for honest and meaningful exchanges. You are able to build real and lasting friendships/relationships.'re into give and take, or maybe even a little power exchange. I'm into the latter if that's what we're talking about. are in need of someone to take bizarre pictures of, or with.

... you are Annie Lennox.