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hurricanedamage

39 M Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Terrible eyesight, but great vision"

I like guns and feminism.

I'm a complicated straight shooter, who tends to be verbose and highly secretive.

Wily, like a coyote.

I speak colloquially, but I read and write a lot. Call me politely aggressive, or aggressively polite. I am a walking contradiction, unless I'm lying down.

Although a little rough around the edges, age has rounded my corners just a little bit. If you fall on me, you're more likely to get a bruise, than a cut. More on bruises later.

For enjoyment, I like trying to find things... yard sales, scavenger hunts, that the exact right word, record shopping, buried pirate treasure, it doesn't really matter what... I crave the search.

I have Southern Manners, although I'm a 4th generation native of this town. I'm also a frantic typist. What this means in regards to this site: lots of typos, and that I'll respond to anyone who is engaging and intelligent. However, don't mistake my kindness and propensity to chat with strangers for any sort of desperation.

I tend to be drawn to brilliantly bookish/weird/awkward, creative women. Unfortunate haircuts not required, but greatly appreciated. Take that as you will.

TLDR?

I'm not for everybody. I know it, am ok with it, and sometimes even revel in it. That said, I am willing, able, and interested in making real and honest connections.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Container gardening. Thinking about shipping container houses, containing clutter and chaos. Also; living outside the box.

I have long term plans... oh yes I do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting the "social" back in antisocial.

Exploring.

Innuendo.

Spontaneity.

Also; topping.

I'm horrible at small talk. Seriously, really shitty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like stuff. You like stuff too. I'm just not going to try to impress you with the stuff I like.

Let's talk about ideas instead... because lists of wimpy, hip, retro, 80s grandma dance music don't impress anyone.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tangibles:
(good) Public transit
Nice mid-century furniture
My eastern block gas mask collection
Some little toy soldiers and / or model trains
An ever shrinking, but increasingly impressive record collection
Old zines
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...sustainability, and living within my means.

...the implied scarcity of love, and how we as a race are training ourselves to be terrified of actual human interaction.

...class privilege, sex, and how they intertwine.

...the inevitability of death, and if immortality would ruin our creative drive as a species.

...among other deep stuffs.

Also, why did they get rid of activity partners?

That's mostly what I'm looking for. Activity partners.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got 1/2 a blowjob at Obama's victory speech in Grant Park... and I didn't even vote for the man. #ThanksObama!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you are looking for something to do for Thanksgiving (I'm hosting).

...adversity has become a friend of yours, after you wrestled that gator into submission.

...mainstream culture ain't your thang.

...you're building a tiny house, and you want some help.

...you have your shit together, more or less.

...you're an A+ communicator.

... you're brave, mature, kind of ridiculous, emotionally present, and can handle an intense, but kind man.

...you're not flaky, arrogant, a bigot, and/or a libertarian.

...your friends think that you're a bit of a pervert, and you don't list "whiskey" as one of the six things that you could never do without..

...you have passion, desire, drive. You like to make things, and make things happen.

...you don't think someplace else is superior to where you are.

...you are creative, engaging, and not in a rush; you do not ask people out "just for a quick drink" or on a "coffee date". You don't expect to learn within 5 minutes if there is a connection, because I don't typically show the good stuff right away, and I can be quite reserved right up until I'm not.

...you tip well, and possess class consciousness.

...you like the sound of potentially having me as a slightly strange, but loyal friend / companion, and are looking for honest and meaningful exchanges. You are able to build real and lasting friendships/relationships.

...you're into give and take, or maybe even a little power exchange. I'm into the latter if that's what we're talking about.

...you are in need of someone to take bizarre pictures of, or with.

... you are Annie Lennox.