I like guns and feminism.
To that effect, I'm a complicated straight shooter who tends to be verbose and highly secretive.
Wily, like a coyote.
I speak colloquially, but I read and write a lot. Call me politely aggressive, or aggressively polite. I am a walking contradiction, unless I'm lying down.
Although a little rough around the edges, age has rounded my corners just a little bit. If you fall on me, you're more likely to get a bruise, than a cut. More on bruises later.
For enjoyment, I like trying to find things... yard sales, scavenger hunts, that exact right word, record shopping, buried pirate treasure, it doesn't really matter what... I crave the search.
I just finished the first draft of my first novel. I feel like a douche putting this in my profile. So, I guess write me if you like douches. However, I don't have any bathroom selfies of me flexing or pictures of myself on a motorcycle or anything like that... sorry.
I have Southern Manners, although I'm a 4th generation native of this town. I'm also a frantic typist. What this means in regards to this site: lots of typos, and that I'll respond to anyone who is engaging and intelligent. However, don't mistake my kindness and propensity to chat with strangers for any sort of desperation.
I tend to be drawn to brilliantly bookish/weird/awkward, creative women who possess introspective and introverted tendencies. Unfortunate haircuts not required, but greatly appreciated. Take that as you will.
I'm not for everybody. I know it, am ok with it, and sometimes even revel in it. That said, I am willing, able, and interested in making real and honest connections.