Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"Terrible eyesight, but great vision"
I like guns and feminism.
To that effect, I'm a complicated straight shooter who tends to be
verbose and highly secretive.
Wily, like a coyote.
I speak colloquially, but I read and write a lot. Call me politely
aggressive, or aggressively polite. I am a walking contradiction,
unless I'm lying down.
Although a little rough around the edges, age has rounded my
corners just a little bit. If you fall on me, you're more likely to
get a bruise, than a cut. More on bruises later.
I internet like a paranoid 80 year old grandmother.
For enjoyment, I like trying to find things... yard sales,
scavenger hunts, that exact right word, record shopping, buried
pirate treasure, it doesn't really matter what... I crave the
I just finished the first draft of my first novel. I feel like a
douche putting this in my profile. So, I guess write me if you like
douches. However, I don't have any bathroom selfies of me flexing
or pictures of myself on a motorcycle or anything like that...
I have Southern Manners, although I'm a 4th generation native of
this town. I'm also a frantic typist. What this means in regards to
this site: lots of typos, and that I'll respond to anyone who is
engaging and intelligent. However, don't mistake my kindness and
propensity to chat with strangers for any sort of
Typically, I'm drawn to brilliantly bookish/weird/awkward, creative
women who possess introspective and introverted tendencies.
Unfortunate haircuts not required, but greatly appreciated. Take
that as you will.
I'm not for everybody. I know it, am ok with it, and sometimes even
revel in it. That said, I am willing, able, and interested in
making real and honest connections.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Container gardening. Thinking about shipping container houses,
containing clutter and chaos. Also: living outside the box.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
...putting the "social" back in antisocial.
But i'm horrible at small talk. Seriously, really shitty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
"If the kids are united, they will never be divided."
I like stuff. You like stuff too. I'm just not going to try to
impress you with the stuff I like.
Let's talk about ideas instead...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(good) Public transit
Nice mid-century furniture
My eastern block gas mask collection
Some little toy soldiers and / or model trains
An ever shrinking, but increasingly impressive record
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...sustainability, and living within my means.
...the implied scarcity of love, and how we as a race are training
ourselves to be terrified of actual human interaction.
...class privilege, sex, and their intersections.
...the inevitability of death, and if immortality would ruin our
creative drive as a species.
...how to carefully craft my profile to keep squares away.
...among other deep stuffs.
Also, why did they get rid of activity partners?
That's mostly what I'm looking for. Activity partners.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got 1/2 a blowjob at Obama's victory speech in Grant Park... and
I didn't even vote for the man. #ThanksObama!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
....you possess a common courtesy uncharacteristic of those
engaging on the internet.
...you realize that life is too short.
...adversity has become a friend of yours, after you wrestled that
gator into submission.
...mainstream culture ain't your thang.
...banter is in your repertoire.
...you're building a tiny house, and you want some help.
...you have your shit together, more or less (preferably
...you're an A+ communicator, and follow through.
... you're brave, mature, kind of ridiculous, emotionally present,
and can handle an intense, but kind man.
...you're not flaky, arrogant, a bigot, and/or a libertarian.
...your friends think that you're a bit of a pervert, and you don't
list "whiskey" as one of the six things that you could never do
...you have passion, desire, drive. You like to make things, and
make things happen.
...you don't think someplace else is superior to where you
...you are creative, engaging, and not in a rush; you do not ask
people out "just for a quick drink" or on a "coffee date". You
don't expect to learn within 5 minutes if there is a connection;
I've learned that those sorts have particular difficulty with
...you have more questions than answers.
...you tip well, and have class consciousness.
...you like the sound of potentially having me as a slightly
strange, but loyal friend / companion, and are looking for honest
and meaningful exchanges. You are able to build real and lasting
...you're into give and take, or maybe even a little power
exchange. I'm into the latter if that's what we're talking
...you are in need of someone to take bizarre pictures of, or
... you are Annie Lennox.
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