I'm a complicated straight shooter.
I tend to be verbose and highly secretive.
I speak colloquially, but I read and write a lot.
I'm politely aggressive, or aggressively polite.
I am a walking contradiction, unless I'm lying down.
Some might call me a little rough around the edges, but I think that age has rounded my corners just a little bit. If you fall on me, you're more likely to get a bruise, than a cut.
You could say that I'm polite in a very southern way (even though I'm not at all southern), and I'm a fast typist. What this means in regards to this site: lots of typos, and that I'll respond to anyone who is engaging and intelligent. However, don't mistake my kindness for any sort of desperation.