I'd probably say I'm poly - though typing that word makes my insides hurt a bit. Not that I have any problem with it at all, it just garners the same cringe worthy reaction I get while explaining that I'm an artist/writer who happens to live on the border Bushwick. Everytime people see my work they are like "Oh, I know you said you were an artist, but I didn't know you were an 'artist-artist," as if stating it means I have a gluten allergy, play the ukelele, and collect old cameras at flea markets. Once again, nothing is wrong with any of that shit, but its like there is a "Scenester Clone Girl who lives in Brooklyn" template that's passed around these days - possibly offered by OKCupid for 2.99/month.
I try to think of myself as an independent thinker. Which is unfairly easy thing for me to do, given the easy transition from the obnoxious art-snob contrarian of my youth. Fun times... fun times. But I always had a natural tendency to be walking contradiction. I'm a talkative introvert whose both an Artist and Jock, a Nerd and a Rebel. You can catch one day in a three piece suit or a jump suit covered with paint (often a mix of the two). I can randomly spit out the lyrics to "Liquid Swords," "Closer," the "Duck Tales" theme song, and even "Maria" from West Side Story... which is mostly Maria a shit-load of times. I'm often the life of the party, while giving the bare minimum of fucks, yet still likes/needs his alone time. Because of this my Keirsey temperament has been all over the place - "Inventor," "Mastermind" and "Architect".... Though it seems a bit P.S.L. basic to let tests define me. I hate simplified questions. You hear me OKCupid? Get your shit together!
Oh, and I curse a shit ton and say uncomfortable truths, yet some how I get along with everyone. I dare you to not like me. I double-dog dare you, motherfucker. But there really is fine line between being fun or generous, and telling everyone how goddamn great everything is. No one likes a kiss ass. It's dishonest and I hate dishonesty - where ever it comes from.
Despite this self summary, which I hope dissuades any card card carrying member of whatever clone army you serve... I'm actually a fun easy going guy. I love dancing my ass off (alone if necessary), listening to and telling great stories, side-spitting conversations about nothing and everything, drinks with good friends and interesting strangers, while eating food full of flavor and traveling any chance I get.