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hyena9

41 F Hillside, IL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:39am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Available
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm more queer (possibly pansexual? But that always makes me giggle... Pans!) than bi.

I am a Ninja Robot girl who might be a double agent... according to Google. This may or may not be true.
What I’m doing with my life
I have two jobs: one as a dog walker / pet caregiver and the other I work at a Library. I love them both!

I run an Open Mic once a month & try to get to other open mics.

I volunteer with an animal shelter through their foster program and assist with other events.

I love to read, hike, camp, explore, swim, play with my pets, play with other people's pets, eat at new places, learn new things, go on adventures, go to the theater, research random things, dream...

I also write... I write a lot... I write often... I don't write nearly as often as I should. I should be writing RIGHT NOW!!!
I’m really good at
being ME! Nobody does it better. ;)

Also... pet care, organizing events, getting shy folks to talk, making others comfortable, listening, talking, coming up with new ideas, getting distracted...
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos, hair, smile, goofy sense of humor, that I don't look my age...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, shows...
Give me a good solid story with believable characters who do interesting things written or filmed in a unique way. Then, when I'm done reading or watching, I'll know I've chosen wisely if either:
(a) I exclaim, "Why did I not create that???" Then cry in despair over my horrible attempts to create anything.
or
(b) I immediately get to work on my own writing.

Unless it's bad horror movies... those can be so funny I don't even care that there's little worthwhile about watching them.

My latest research projects include The Great Chicago Fire, Composting and Making Puppets / Marionettes.

Music...
If it's not country, western, gospel, crappy christmas music or completely inane, there's a good chance I'll like it.

Food...
I like food! But I don't eat carcasses or tomatoes... for very different reasons. (I will eat the humiliated juices of tomatoes in all its many glorious forms.)
I also love spice, sweet and the combination of those two. And pizza!
The six things I could never do without
Sleep (that's where I keep my dreams!)
Food
Creative Inspiration
Humor
Something to write on & with

I refuse to list people and animals as things, but I'd be hard pressed to do without my HeteroLifeMate (i.e. bestie - think Jay & Silent Bob) and I don't think I'll ever again live without pets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing...
Animals...
Writing about animals...
The latest books I'm reading / listening to...
The latest thing I read on the web...
The latest thing I read about webs...
Webs are so cool! Spiders are such artists but their art is destroyed all the time by stumbling humans. Curse you, humanity!!!
On a typical Friday night I am
No typical Friday, or any day, nights here.
(It's weird that English doesn't exchange the day for night... Frinight?)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Three things:
1) I have a tattoo on the back of my head that spells out my life's philosophy.
2) I don't like professional sports for many reasons & refuse to watch them.
3) While I am polyamorous, I'm bothered / amused that the word is a hodgepodge of Greek and Latin.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 30–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you're local, looking for more than just a fling, not cheating, like pets, understand how to construct actual sentences & you want to!