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hyena9

39 / F / Bisexual / Available

Hillside, Illinois

Her Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am a writer, a reader, an animal lover & a fool. I love curling up with a good book almost as much as I love a good discussion... especially around a fire.
I'm a dirty heathen, an animist & lunarly loony. I'm pagan - an eclectic witch with Discordian and Taoist leanings.
I have a strong sense of the ridiculous and have, on occasion, been compared to GIR from Invader Zim.

I'm an advocate & practitioner of Polyamory. I DON'T believe that there's anyone out there to "complete" me. I'm a complete person by myself, thank you very much. But there are certain people who complement my life. It's fun to compliment each other!

My best friend/housemate Inkandfire is the seed; the mushroom that grows in the soil of my soul. She is my HLM -- hetero-lifemate... my Soul Sister... my Primary (non-sexual) relationship. We've been compared to Jay and Silent Bob, the Odd Couple and Lavern & Shirley.
Also, she's the tattoo artist who did all but one of my tattoos. You should checkout her artwork: www.tattooheathen.com

I'm a vegetarian, animal advocate and childfree. I'm also satirical, a cheap laugh, and full of goo!!

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What I’m doing with my life
Writing, reading, attending low-key pagan/poly/drumming/random gatherings/events, hosting laid-back&/or CrAzY parties, going camping (when I can & it's not frosty outside), playing with the pets (my HLM & I have a dog & 4 cats), fostering kitties, volunteering & helping out at an animal shelter, trying to get to open mics / other writerly events (though not as often as I'd like), spending time with my friends, going to theater events, sleeping, writing...

I work for a dog walking / petsitting service. I love my job!! I'm working towards getting into dog training & the animal behavior fields.

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I’m really good at
taking care of animals. (I usually understand them better than people.) ;)

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The first things people usually notice about me
in person - My tattoos (& possibly my cleavage if it's making an appearance... it does that sometimes)

in my mind - my Rapier Wit

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So I've moved my extensively long "favorite" lists over to a journal post. Here I'm going to put what I'm most currently reading, watching, etc.

Books: I'm getting through the series "Song of Ice & Fire" by George RR Martin

Movies: Lately, lots of distopian / post apocalyptic

Shows: Walking Dead, Lost Girl, Grimm, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones...

Music: 7 Year Bitch, Miranda Sex Garden, Talking Heads, etc.

Food: Lately my tastes have been towards spicy!

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The six things I could never do without
The problem with this is that there is nothing I could never do without. I mean, yes, there would be certain repercussion... Like if I were to do without air, I'd die. But whose to say that would be so bad? I'm not dying to die or nothin', I've got too much livin' to do. But it is a curiosity.

fnord!

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cats!!!
¡¡Gatos!!
How I can improve my Spanish. I lived in Venezuela for five years as a kid and I used to be fluent, but with lack of use, I've lost more than I know.

Dogs and dog training....

I also think about the type of person I'd like to get involved with. Here's a list of some of what I'd like to find:
Poly, Pagan, Child Free, Vegetarian (or Vegan... though not vegangelical), artistic (in any of the arts), honest, witty, fun, smart, financially stable, has own transportation, NEAR BY, loves life, loves animals, gets along with Inkandfire.

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On a typical Friday night I am
what's that??

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
* I'm a sucker for super chocolatey-chocolate ice cream especially if it comes in a waffle cone!
* I have to coolest dog! Seriously, people who do not like dogs, especially big dogs, like my dog. My cats are pretty awesome too.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like girls
  • Ages 29–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
...you made it through my profile. (You're a trooper! ...and I'm verbose.)
...something I wrote caught your fancy.
...you have any questions.
...you just want to. ;D

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