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hyperboleisfunny

36 M London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What to say here...I've recently moved back to London from New York and am looking to reacquaint myself with the place.

While I loved all the little niches of New York, from the creativity (food, art, music and otherwise) to the simultaneous independence and interconnectedness of the city... and just the overall dynamism of the place... I hope to find the same in London and am excited about the proximity to Europe... time for some more exploring.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is rather a broad question... finding beautiful and delicious things... seeking new and different experiences in all spheres... working... learning... travelling.... trying to live in two cities at once.

At the moment (professionally).. moved to London from New York - it's a change, but it's for a really awesome reason, so hey let's make it work.

On a day to day basis, I find myself trying to combine business and creativity, pragmatism and passion and generally use both my right and left brain at work... the more I experience, the more I appreciate the value that creativity brings to the workplace.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Subtle irony and dry humour, knowing a lot about odd subjects, fixing things (though for some reason, my friends are a little skeptical when I say that...), cooking, adapting to new cultures and using (parentheses) - see... or brackets as I call them...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Who knows...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lots of biographical and auto biographical type stuff.. Kitchen Confidential, Nudge and Portrait of the Artist as a Young Girl... really like the way Grayson Perry writes / speaks.

Music... Spotify plalist - what a great idea. Now I don't have to have my own taste. otherwise a lot of Brooklyn indie Broken Bells, Grizzly Bear, Miike Snow... various djs (girl talk, a-skillz etc...), daft punk (I need to go to one of their concerts).. the xx, cut copy, Todd Terje, FM Attack, various hip hop... dirty, club stuff.

Movies... I am better known for having not seen many great movies - and am constantly berated by my friends - for amongst other things not having seen the GodFather and quite a few other's that I'm told I should absolutely, positively, totally watch. Really enjoyed La Grande Bellezza. TV-wise - Brooklyn Nine-Nine is hilarious. Hilarious.

Lastly food - all cuisines... some current favourite dishes... Sasabune - everything (really, you have to go), brussel sprouts at Sorella, scallops at Joseph Leonard, spinach at Bar Pitti... summer rolls at Pho Grand, grilled octopus at Pylos, uni at Marea, injeera at Meskel... really, I could go on.

In London... Dishoom is great, Tuckshop and a few other favorites that I can't think of this second.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
f+f, coffee, food, minimalism, humor, internet, hot sauce, desolate urban landscapes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I could have one super power and one human power, what would they be?

Also.. are we all different or are we all the same?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
doing whatever takes my fancy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm vastly less serious than my photos would have you believe.