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hypersomniacjoo
19 / F / straight / Seeing someone
Sacramento, California
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 7" (2.00m).
- Body Type
- —
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
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- Drinks
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- Drugs
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- Religion
- Atheism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Sagittarius but it doesn’t matter
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
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- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am spring break, killer, and sleepy.
My Self-Summary
i'm old gregg. i
took home economics. i got an A+. i did a crumble...the teacher
said it was the best one. i do watercolors. let me show you some. i
call this one, "old gregg". and this one, i call this one..."old
gregg", and this one, do you know what i call this one? old gregg?
yes suh thank you suh. do you love me? cuz if you don't love me
exactly as i love you, i'm gonna suck your eyes out with a powerful
hoover and stick em up my downstairs mixup. i'm old gregg.
...yo se un poquito español, fui a españa y guatemala en los veranos pasados, y si eres un/a hispanohablante, quiero hablar contigo...tambien estoy estudiando espanol en universidad...
...yo se un poquito español, fui a españa y guatemala en los veranos pasados, y si eres un/a hispanohablante, quiero hablar contigo...tambien estoy estudiando espanol en universidad...
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a domestic engineer. you figure it out.
I’m really good at
makeup, art, carrying on, legos, lying, stereotyping, keyboard typing,
spanish, children,
snakes, eating pho,
peeing outside, drawing, safety, beer, not crying, making paella,
not being tone-deaf, camping, gymnastics, impersonating barry and robin
gibb, staying alive, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
the snake around my neck
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
book: a confederacy of dunces
movies: jaws, pee-wee herman's big adventure, amadeus, forrest gump
music: nirvana, bee gees, beach boys, led zeppelin, rolling stones, shakira, extremoduro, animal collective, retarded muppit farm
food: pho, fruit, seafood, vegetables, vinegar
movies: jaws, pee-wee herman's big adventure, amadeus, forrest gump
music: nirvana, bee gees, beach boys, led zeppelin, rolling stones, shakira, extremoduro, animal collective, retarded muppit farm
food: pho, fruit, seafood, vegetables, vinegar
The six things I could never do without
ovaltine, snakes,
socks, pho, teamwork, brule's rules, the funk
I spend a lot of time thinking about
america, spain, guatemala, ball pythons, money, babies, sleeping, paralys,
analyzing motives, analyzing human relations, thinking of answers,
old gregg
On a typical Friday night I am
asleep
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
secrets are for fourteen year old girls
You should message me if
si eres un/a hispanohablante!
if you want...to? is that the correct answer?
if you have ball python morphs...
if you want...to? is that the correct answer?
if you have ball python morphs...
