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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Sep 5, 2014
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Working on university
Rather not say
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm made of nicotine and neon gas.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a programmer, I'm getting my computer science degree, working for the white collars, building skynet, or something.

My goal is to be really filthy stinking rich, so I can have my own coliseum where I make Wall Street bankers fight lions, take money baths, and invent my own animals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Alchemy. Yup, I rock the fuck out of alchemy.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People don't usually see me coming 'til it's too late.

Wait, no, uh, eyes!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Talking pictures:
Anything Danny Day, bridge over the river Kwai, waking life, troll 2, Synecdoche New York, Lotr, Harry Potter, no country for old men, everything is illuminated, the magnificent seven, life aquatic, Lars and the real girl, Dr. Strangelove.

Flight of the conchords, breaking bad, archer, Louie C.K., aqua teen hunger force, Star Trek: the next generation.

Sedaris, safran foer, Tim obrien, Joyce carol oats, Tolkien, George r.r. Martin, Yeats, Orwell, Scott card, viktor frankl, ray kurzweil, Milton friedman(what? He's a good writer!), mark twain.

Nero, arcade fire, Mumford & son, mother mother, Starfucker, stepdad, Bob Dylan, Beirut, Gogol bordello, binarpilot, radical face, iron & wine, alt-j, grouplove, electric president, magnetic fields, Mackintosh Braun, geographer, the national, immortal technique, gorillaz, the decemberists, Tom waits, Johnny cash, ray Willie Hubbard, fanfare pour pour, vitalic, nestroyer, glomag, the mountain goats, bell x1, the flaming lips, future islands, m83, ladytron, mindless self indulgence, koan sound, feed me, passion pit, bell orchestra, ben harper, queen, Roy Orbison, the helio sequence, broken social scene, Portis head, Margot & the nuclear so & so's, Florence and the machine, Andrew Jackson jihad, primus, arlo Guthrie, fantomenk, Beatles, David Bowie, bear in heaven, seabear, calexico, Dan fuckin Deacon, deadmau5, electric six, the felice brothers, foster the people, glitch mob, hooray for earth, jumbling towers, Menomena, modest mouse, okkervil river, phantogram, ratatat, red hot chille peppers, royksopp, spoon, cake, talking heads, teddybears, iggy pop, wolf parade, the xx, yann tiersen and a bunch more I can't remember.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A side-project.
A car.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Side projects, right now I'm building a 3d printer. Next I'm brewing a mead.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching you sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I go through the 15 items or less line with 16 items, hoping no one will count.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here are some very good reasons to date me instead:

- I'm slightly less scared of spiders than most people, only slightly, I'm not crazy or anything, but in most situations, if there's a spider: I'll fucking handle it.

- I am a member of exactly 0 (zero) cults, and will not pressure you to join one, unless you decide to on your own, in which case I already have a robe.

- I'm 65% sure my cabin isn't haunted! (Maybe closer to 60%)

- I'll present your father a most generous dowry.

- I'll let you play with my ferret! (Not that I'm a 'ferret guy' but I do have a bit of a ferret)

- If it doesn't work out I usually make a very good reference when applying for a new ... boyfriend.