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26 / M / Straight / Single

Chicago, Illinois

His Details

Last Online
Online now!
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hiya! My name is Matt. Not sure how describe myself ( I guess I'm not the only one that knows how to describe themselves), not sure anyone is good at this.I am sort of geeky( and I am OK with that)I love comics, animation, movies. Loving, caring , supportive. I can be shy and socially awkward at times not all the time. When meeting new people I can be shy/ quiet but once I warm up to ya I can be very talkative. I love to laugh and laugh very often. Also sarcasm is a second language to me. Oh and I am very good at quoting the Simpsons and Futurama and various movies.

I like doing lots of things going to bars, going to the movies and going out to dinner, and other activities.

I'm looking for someone who know how to speak her mind and is not afraid to do so. Confidence, sweet, funny, will put up with my corny jokes and I do have a lot of them, geeky/nerdy, kind of a goof ball, and just fun to be around.
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently Student Teaching. Working, trying to save some money. Trying to look ahead to see where my future is. Not too long go I started working out and actually like it.

Also trying to build a space ship...because who doesn't want their own personal spaceship. Oh and planning world domination.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at talking and listening, reading, sarcasm( my specialty) , cooking (yes I can cook, so I challenge you to a cook off!) playing video games, quoting the Simpsons and futurama and other assorted films. Oh yeah being awesome, haven't you heard it's been all over the news.
The first things people usually notice about me
The red beard.... arrrr matey
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catcher and the Rye, The Great Gatsby, Into the Wild, Night, The Alchemist, The Jungle, and of course all the Harry Potter books. Starting to read Game of Thrones.

Shows: The Simpsons, Futurama, Scrubs, How I met your Mother, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, Criminal Minds, Parenthood, Red vs Blue, Mythbusters, Diners Drive-ins and Dives, Adventure Time, Dexter's Lab, Young Justice, Game of Thrones.

Movies: Star wars (both trilogies), Lord of the Rings, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, Inception, Jaws, Jurassic Park, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Avatar, T2, V for Vendetta, Sherlock Holmes, Kill Bill Vol1, Kill Bill Vol2, Dances with Wolves, Toy Story, Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Walle, The Incredibles, Finding Nemo, and many more....just ask I have a huge movie collection.

Music: Not a big music fan but I do listen to country, classical, Movie Soundtracks.

My favorite food of all time is Mexican food...I can eat that all the time and never get sick of it
The six things I could never do without
1) Internet
2) My phone
3) My Computer
4) Family/Friends
5) Mexican Food
6) Video Games
And I'll throw a few more in, because I can
7) Sleep
8) Reddit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lots of stuff... getting my certification in education, debating if I should go for a masters degree, getting a job, paying off school, my plans for world domination, why don't we have teleporters because it would make traveling so much easier. the fact that they'll never stop The Simpsons (cause they have stories for years).
On a typical Friday night I am
I am not much of a party person. A typical Friday night I rather just chill and have a relaxing night. If not I am either out with friends, or at home watching a movie, or working on school stuff..( fun right). I know I'm boring
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Actually this isn't completely private but I will brag about this I have been vomit free since '93, and I intend to keep it that way.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners
You should message me if
If you want to talk or if you think we may have something in common, have something geeky to talk about, or if you just want to say "Hi". I'm always up for a friendly chat. Also if you want to be "in" on my plans for world domination. I realize at this point I sound like a bad Saturday morning cartoon villain and....I'm okay with that. :)