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hystericallaugh

39 San Francisco, CA Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 36–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:44pm
Orientation
Straight, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Okay), Yiddish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Twitter Version:
Civil rights lawyer. Day tripper and nature lover. Artistic & designer eye. Fun & funny bad-ass bitch.

And then some:
I'm inspired by acts of loving kindness,
exhilarated by good design and architecture, and deeply moved by the wisdom of the Dalai Lama, Pema Chodron, and Wavy Gravy!

One of the silly sayings I like is "must be present to win" cause sometimes the hardest part is just showing up. Mentally, physically, emotionally.

A big part of my life is my passion for civil rights social justice which I am very fortunate to express fully in my job every day... and while my work can sometimes be challenging, it makes me all the more appreciative for what I've got. I'm a lawyer representing kids who've been handed the shittiest of hands and I can't even imagine how they've persevered. Preach!

Absolutely LOVE taking day trips to Pt. Reyes, Santa Cruz mountains, Big Sur, and hiking anywhere! Planning a weekend trip to Mendocino for my grandma's 93rd birthday. She instilled such a love of nature in my bones. The closest I feel to "religion" is in nature.

I love to explore my native San Francisco neighborhoods - yes, I'm a rare gem being born in SF and all.* Recent faves include biking to Flora Grubb Nursery for some Ritual Coffee and some interior design ideas; urban hikes in Potrero or Bernal; going to flea markets and open houses on Sundays just to look at other people's apartments (yes, I'm a voyeur); Humphrey Slocumb Vietnamese Blue Bottle coffee ice cream - OMFG.

Additional quick facts about me: I love art and creative people, and I've been known to express my artistic side by rockin' some pretty awesome Burning Man outfits; I'm not so good with the names of people on TV or the movies, but I appreciate others who are; I love to cook with others (not so much solo) and I love it when others cook for me; I've got some great friends, some of whom helped me with this profile (Hi! - ed.); I love listening to live music, and would prefer to do it at Stern Grove than a crowded bar; I'm quickly moved by the beauty of nature; it's likely that I'd bring you a present or treat "just because".

Also swear like a sailor. Brunette Amy Schumer.

* So right now I'm living an hour south of SF in San Jose for work. I consider it my M-F dwelling to keep me sane from having to commute every single day but I'm in SF just about every weekend. I live in an awesome converted water tower/cottage down here with an orchard in the backyard and it's a pretty sweet place to come home to when I'm exhausted from work.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
By day I represent kids in the foster care system. By night I secretly plan my escape to a career of interior design and landscape architecture. On the weekends I go outside and get crafty.

But we shouldn't identify ourselves by our careers. Just because I don't let my freak-flag fly in court amongst the civilians doesn't mean it's not a core part of who I am. Think Superman.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My smile, my laugh, and my snarky sense of humor (which is really my way of testing how much I'll like you).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
That one with what's his name, where that guy and girl went to that place...I seriously NEVER remember the names of songs or artists or movies. On my bookshelf you'll see Howard Zinn, Barbara Ehrenreich, Beth Lisick, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, Eric Schlosser, Michael Pollen, Anne Lamott, Michael Moore, and Mark Bittman. Lots of books about cacti and succulents, Thug Kitchen, design books, and picture books. What.
Actually, looking at my bookshelf right now I'm thinking two things: 1) I have tons of amazing books, and 2) I should read more of them! Sprinkled among the books are my favorite movies such as "Jesus is Magic" (I HEART Sarah Silverman!!!) and Superbad (Jonah Hill, you out there?).

I don't have a tv, but it's cause I'm cheap, not for any ethical/new-agey/I'm-better-than-you reasons (Note: I may be better than you.) Currently obsessed with Broad City, Transparent, GIRLS, OITNB, Louis CK, and Portlandia, although "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is probably the closest any TV show will get to nailing my sense of humor. I just adore Carrie Brownstein, Louis CK, Marc Maron, Jenny Slate, and Margaret Cho! P.S. Margaret Cho loves me.

Love flipping through the glossy pages of Dwell and ReadyMade for fun. How come every time I read a pretty magazine I want an airstream?

Music-wise, The Tuneyards, The Julie Ruin, Double Dutchess, Radiohead, The Magnetic Fields, The Shins, Kimya Dawson, Ozomatli, Ryan Montbleau Band, Regina Spektor, Iron & Wine, Gillian Welch, Rufus Wainwright, Paul Simon, India Arie, Blackalicious, Belle & Sebastian, Cibo Matto, Amy Winehouse, DeVotchKa, some (but not all) Playa fare, anything booty-shakin'-licious!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Human touch.
Laughter.
Walking shoes.
My iPhone (god, I hate myself for drinking the kool-aid).
Sushi, and the baked sea bass & mango CRACK from Sushi Zone (shh - it's a secret).
My family (yes, they're on the list but they're after sushi).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to make over all of my friends' dwellings. How to get my own place on apartmenttherapy.com. How to treat people well - first for myself, then on a global level. What the point of it all is. Where I should hike next. Photography.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, I'm usually pretty beat by Friday night and just want to relax, work in my garden, watch a movie, or read. I prefer taking it easy on Friday so I can get up early on Saturday and head up to SF, down to Santa Cruz, or wherever and have a full day!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once literally set my ass on fire on a first date. You can't take me anywhere!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like what you see and what you've read and you think we might make each other laugh, think, and grow!