Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Cage fighting adulthood. Winning. (sorta) You know
that point in a break-up where you realize that large group of
close-knit friends actually belongs to your ex?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Vacuuming our shared apartment (#moroniclifechoices) while he
spends time with his large group of close-knit friends. Staring at
walls. Painting my nails. Watching Netflix. Clinging to my
remaining friends like a baby monkey on its mother's teat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Vacuuming (see above), Drinking, Extracting RNA, Never taking
myself seriously, Staying calm, Face-planting mid burpee, Stories
(telling and listening), Getting lost.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BLAH BLAH BLAH
In the words of T. Swift. JUST TAKE ME OUT!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Zinc! Fat metabolism! Where are my keys?? What in the world do
people do on Sunday nights?! GAAAAAAAAAAAAH! BORED. Wonder what/who
my boyfriend's doing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting in a bar, waiting for Austin to get off of work so I can
harsh his game with my needy-ness.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are my boyfriend. You thought this was hilarious. You have a
large group of close-knit friends that are looking for some
strange. You have a kickball team that needs a really enthusiastic
bench warmer. You love to day drink on Sundays. You have super
involved sob story that you want to blurt to a stranger.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.