I am extremely sarcastic and if you take much of what I say on here seriously, it is probably best that you stay clear of me. I am an avid Dodger fan and if you say anything bad about them you will most probably go to hell where you belong you bastards! I was in the Army for 8 years and now I work in the IT field. If you want to know something else just ask.

Hoping that one day I will be as bad ass as Kevin McAllister.

Being a smart ass

I don't know, my eyes? Oh yes, and I have been told on too many occasions that I have a "strippers butt"

(a) I read a lot, so I'll just list the most recent books I have read. The Jesus Papers by Michael Baigent and I'm still trying to finish Human all too Human by Nietzsche (b) I can never answer this question. I prefer comedies, but I'll watch most anything. Except for The Exorcist.. I watched about 10 minutes of it when I was a kid and it scared the shit out of me. (c) Dexter, Workaholics, Homeland, Life's Too Short, etc. (d) Metal/Rock/Alternative/90s pop/rap (e) My Grandmother used to make me Steak, Potatoes and Broccoli when I was young, and it's still my favorite thing to have for dinner.

1. Family (My mom is like my best friend) 2. Friends 3. Los Angeles Dodgers 4. Sarcasm 5. Chick-Fil-A 6. English Bulldogs I have had two.

Which new certifications I need to get for work. What renovation project I want to do on my house next. That I need to take a real vacation soon. I realized that I'm the only person in my family that hasn't left the United States, unless I was going to combat. That's pretty lame and I need to correct that.

Doing the same thing I do every night..... Trying to take over the world!

I have a few Spice Girls songs on my iPod.. and I know all the words to those songs.

You feel the need