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iAbsolute

30 M Charlestown, IN

My Details

Last Online
Jun 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Military
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, and might want more
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(ENFP) - Personality Test. Fairly spot on.

I found a random potato in my parking lot yesterday, just laying there on the ice and snow. As I was driving, all I could think about was how much has taken place in that potatoes life span, only for it to end up sitting frozen in a parking lot. Was it a total waste of life since it would never be enjoyed at dinner or that it would have been left in the fridge unused and wasted? Maybe it would have been part of some school project for some child who's future would have been altered to accomplish amazing feats.

I like to think that the potatoes life wasn't a waste, It was there to remind me to reflect on my outlook on life and its possibilities, but then again who am I? Who are we?

In the end, it was still just a potato laying frozen on ice and snow.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Giving it purpose.
Aspiring Professional Poker Player.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
PC gaming, Texas Hold'em, Fishing and cooking breakfast foods for dinner.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Genuine, Witty, bit of a nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Food:
ALL FOOD!! Minus health food, I have yet to be convinced.

Books:
- Super System, Doyle Brunson
- Wrath of the Lich King
- Shiloh

TV: POKER POKER POKER POKER POKER
-Check it out! with Dr. Steve Brule
-Trueblood
-Walking Dead
-Vikings
-Breaking Bad
-Joe Rogan Questions Everthing
-Ghost Adventures
-No Reservations
-Grimm
-Being Human
-Falling Skies
-Big Cat Diary
-Hannibal
-Almost Human
-Dracula
-Squidbillies

Movies: ROUNDERS!!
Too many to think of.

Music:
Black Tiger Sex Machine
Citizen Cope
George Jones
Ray LaMontagne
Dubstep / female vocal Dubstep / Chillstep
SKRILLEX
Rammstein
Lindsey Stirling
Chrispy
Imogen Heap
Ellie Goulding
John Mayer
Michael Buble
Josh Groban
Ludacris
Genuine
Avant
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Affection, love, companionship, knowledge, self awareness, Texas Hold'em.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Literally anything and everything, often more than I should and of course Poker.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home cooking something awesome, chatting with friends while gaming or Sitting at a No limit hold'em table.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am terrified of the Zombie Apocalypse

My dream girl has a British accent and/or is Asian, Hispanic.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You felt compelled to do so and you dislike hipsters.