I'm able to check this during normal working hours because I don't have a job! Wait, it gets better. Will you buy me food? I'm hungry.

One of my ancestors was in a few books about exploring so naturally I don't leave the house. It skipped a generation. My kids are going to live outside! (Because they'll be homeless y'all.)

I don't sell pot from my couch...I wish!

Making you feel like you're the only person in the room...that actually comes off a little creepy on the web but I'll leave it up for posterity's sake, and Pete's sake too.

They probably notice that I'm friendly, but I can be shy at times, I can also be lukewarm...also, that bulge in my pants is a banana key chain. Made ya look!

stopping Green Peace from asking for another donation. I'm going to start asking them for money...spare 5 bucks buddy? But what about my dinner?!

and going back to Pete, who is he and why are we for forced to do things for Pete's sake? I don't even know a Pete!

I am 100% fn with you.

you think I'm funny. I don't think I'll be getting many messages. I'm weeding out the humorless girls that can't buy me dinner...you know who you are!