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iFerret

23 M Fort Collins, CO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I may have just crashed the internet with what appears to be a cyber Snorlax.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am Santa at UPS.

Nuff sed...

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I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
getting pulled over. I got so good, I get a ticket every time.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my brown uniform probably carrying their car parts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Anime, Breaking point, The Hunger Games

Shows: Venture Brothers, South Park, Big Bang Theory, That 70's show, Archer, Cowboy Bebop, Family guy, Futurama

Movies: Zombieland, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, Get Him To The Greek, Boondock Saints, Avatar, Ironman, Grandma's boy

Music: Skrillex, The Chainsmokers pre #Selfie, Deadmau5, Benny Benassi, Owl City, Linkin Park, Five Finger Death Punch, Korn, Avicii, Kaskade, Gareth Emery, Tiesto, Hollywood Undead, Cage The Elephant
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music

My moped of doom

Water

Family

Friends

Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why the chicken crossed the road.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out in old town. Same old shennanigans
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a compulsive gamer. lol
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not from the CIA, FBI, or any other government organization.