I am independent, sexual, and bisexual.
My Self-Summary
I'm five feet, four inches tall, have hazel eyes, and I have
reddish blonde hair that is slowly growing out. I attend
UW- Whitewater
as an
art major.
I hate jerks and people who tend to be cliquey.
I am dating an amazing boy (about four years in). I highly doubt I
would find anyone better for me than him and I'm happy with that.
I'm here to find potential friends or maybe, possibly, girlies that
want to be kissy with me and probably my boy. That's about
it.
I am also interested in nutrition and being healthy. I'm a health
promotion minor. I like doing
yoga and find it challenging. I just
started a video series on youtube.com to answer questions about
sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCeAiEU4J4
I want to make this clear:
I'm not looking for a guy to fuck. If I'm looking for anything,
it's a pretty girl to share with my boyfriend. We're an open
couple, but only with other girls and only with each other's
permission. I'm totally serious about this. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER
GUY TO FUCK. I HAVE ONE AND HE RULES.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in college as an
Art major, working mostly towards
metalworking.
I like copper, but pewter is my sweetheart. This next semester is
gonna be focusing on silver and color though, I think. I also play
a lot of WoW. If you need DPS I'm an awesome mage on Windrunner,
name's Ellii. (Ally, sorry you silly orcs) Someday, I want to own
my own studio where I can work and make whatever I want.
I am also working towards the goal of being a complete person who
can be completely independent.
I also work a lot and recently quit my job as a
Phone Sex Operator for
CTG Inc. I did it for about 2 years. Let me tell you, some of the
things these guys ask for is crazy. If all you're looking for is
sex and you think this job makes me an easy target, call this
number: 1 866 901 FUCK and ask for someone else.
I’m really good at
I'm pretty ok at drawing, writing crazy stories, and playing the
saxophone. I'm not amazing at anything other than sex, but I try my
best at what I do and it usually ends up pretty ok. Being in art
school has really opened my eyes to what I want and and how to get
it. I realize what kind of work I have to put into things to get
what I want back from them.
I'm a
metalsmith in the making and I think
I'm pretty good at it. I'm more of a 3-D art sort of person than
2-D. I like to work with my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
My ass, cause it's huge. Alternately, my face or hair. Seriously,
if you don't like a chubby girl with a big ass, I'm not for you. I
like it though, so I'm staying this way.
I used to get made fun of a lot for being chubby, then I realized
that the guys and girls I like have a thing for chubby girls. So
fuck you, fatgirl haters!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
a) I really like
Blackwood Farm by
Anne Rice,
Gate to
Women's Country by
Sheri S. Tepper,
Still Life
With Woodpecker by
Tom Robbinsand
The Marketplace
Series by
Laura Antoniou.
Flight by...I don't remember. Niel
Gaiman (loved Stardust and Neverwhere) and Anne Bishop. The Lost
Mark series. And others.
b) I enjoy the
Harry Potter series and I can't
wait for the next movie (Ok, I'm a baby, I don't care),
Motorcycle
Diaries,
The Darjeeling Limited,
Hot Rod, and
Kinky Boots.
LoTR. There are lots more, but I don't care that much.
c) I love
The
Flaming Lips,
Dr.
Dog,
Tom
Waits, and a bunch of others.
d) Probably some sort of pasta or maybe chipped beef on toast with
peas. My mom makes that and it's friggin great. It's something I
make when I feel lousy and it always makes me feel better. Mmm,
comfort food. I also love pizza and cranberry muffins. I love Thai
food, but rarely get it. Ok, this is why I have a big ass, I love
most foods.
The six things I could never do without
Apart from food or water,
1. Joe
2. Car
3. A big ol' hunk of metal
4. Sex
5. Computer
6. My kitties
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Boys.
Girls.
Dancing.
Going out.
Music.
Work.
The weekend.
School.
My future, like everyone. My next
project. Crazy guys that call me when I'm working.
Class,
Sex
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends...watching movies, eating out,
frolicking
naked through a patch of wildflowers,
working. If I'm working, probably
playing WoW. Playing with my kitties. In the studio, making or at
home, making.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
My apartment is really messy and I have no excuse other than that I
am lazy. I'm really trying to get it cleeeean and keep it that
way.
Also, I've told you that I am a phone sex operator. I don't really
have much that's that private.
You should message me if
DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE A BOY LOOKING FOR SEX. It's not gonna
work!!!
DO message me if you are a pretty girl who likes to play with other
girls. And maybe their boyfriends.
or
You have something interesting to say.
or
You want to flatter me.
or
You think we will be the bestest of friends.