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iGirlybard

25 / F / bisexual / Available

Whitewater, Wisconsin

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Activity partners, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am independent, sexual, and bisexual.

My Self-Summary

I'm five feet, four inches tall, have hazel eyes, and I have reddish blonde hair that is slowly growing out. I attend UW- Whitewater as an art major. I hate jerks and people who tend to be cliquey.

I am dating an amazing boy (about four years in). I highly doubt I would find anyone better for me than him and I'm happy with that. I'm here to find potential friends or maybe, possibly, girlies that want to be kissy with me and probably my boy. That's about it.

I am also interested in nutrition and being healthy. I'm a health promotion minor. I like doing yoga and find it challenging. I just started a video series on youtube.com to answer questions about sex. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WCeAiEU4J4

I want to make this clear:
I'm not looking for a guy to fuck. If I'm looking for anything, it's a pretty girl to share with my boyfriend. We're an open couple, but only with other girls and only with each other's permission. I'm totally serious about this. I DON'T WANT ANOTHER GUY TO FUCK. I HAVE ONE AND HE RULES.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm in college as an Art major, working mostly towards metalworking. I like copper, but pewter is my sweetheart. This next semester is gonna be focusing on silver and color though, I think. I also play a lot of WoW. If you need DPS I'm an awesome mage on Windrunner, name's Ellii. (Ally, sorry you silly orcs) Someday, I want to own my own studio where I can work and make whatever I want.

I am also working towards the goal of being a complete person who can be completely independent.

I also work a lot and recently quit my job as a Phone Sex Operator for CTG Inc. I did it for about 2 years. Let me tell you, some of the things these guys ask for is crazy. If all you're looking for is sex and you think this job makes me an easy target, call this number: 1 866 901 FUCK and ask for someone else.

I’m really good at

I'm pretty ok at drawing, writing crazy stories, and playing the saxophone. I'm not amazing at anything other than sex, but I try my best at what I do and it usually ends up pretty ok. Being in art school has really opened my eyes to what I want and and how to get it. I realize what kind of work I have to put into things to get what I want back from them.

I'm a metalsmith in the making and I think I'm pretty good at it. I'm more of a 3-D art sort of person than 2-D. I like to work with my hands.

The first things people usually notice about me

My ass, cause it's huge. Alternately, my face or hair. Seriously, if you don't like a chubby girl with a big ass, I'm not for you. I like it though, so I'm staying this way.

I used to get made fun of a lot for being chubby, then I realized that the guys and girls I like have a thing for chubby girls. So fuck you, fatgirl haters!

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

a) I really like Blackwood Farm by Anne Rice, Gate to Women's Country by Sheri S. Tepper, Still Life With Woodpecker by Tom Robbinsand The Marketplace Series by Laura Antoniou. Flight by...I don't remember. Niel Gaiman (loved Stardust and Neverwhere) and Anne Bishop. The Lost Mark series. And others.

b) I enjoy the Harry Potter series and I can't wait for the next movie (Ok, I'm a baby, I don't care), Motorcycle Diaries, The Darjeeling Limited, Hot Rod, and Kinky Boots. LoTR. There are lots more, but I don't care that much.

c) I love The Flaming Lips,Dr. Dog, Tom Waits, and a bunch of others.

d) Probably some sort of pasta or maybe chipped beef on toast with peas. My mom makes that and it's friggin great. It's something I make when I feel lousy and it always makes me feel better. Mmm, comfort food. I also love pizza and cranberry muffins. I love Thai food, but rarely get it. Ok, this is why I have a big ass, I love most foods.

The six things I could never do without

Apart from food or water,

1. Joe
2. Car
3. A big ol' hunk of metal
4. Sex
5. Computer
6. My kitties

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Boys. Girls. Dancing. Going out. Music. Work. The weekend. School. My future, like everyone. My next project. Crazy guys that call me when I'm working. Class, Sex

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with friends...watching movies, eating out, frolicking naked through a patch of wildflowers, working. If I'm working, probably playing WoW. Playing with my kitties. In the studio, making or at home, making.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

My apartment is really messy and I have no excuse other than that I am lazy. I'm really trying to get it cleeeean and keep it that way.

Also, I've told you that I am a phone sex operator. I don't really have much that's that private.

You should message me if

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF YOU ARE A BOY LOOKING FOR SEX. It's not gonna work!!!

DO message me if you are a pretty girl who likes to play with other girls. And maybe their boyfriends.
or
You have something interesting to say.
or
You want to flatter me.
or
You think we will be the bestest of friends.