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30 Pittsburgh, PA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Oct 30, 2014
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an artist. I paint. I try to make something every day. I work at at tattoo shop. I'm a professional face and body painter. I show fine art in galleries. If you're not down with the art, I'm not down with you.

I'm looking for a man who is artistic/creative in some way and has a great appreciation for the arts and a sense of humor. Someone to go out to art openings, concerts and foodie dinners with. I want someone who can keep up with my lifestyle. I work non traditional hours so I need someone who is willing to meet me in the middle. I'm a fan of people who do things with their hands. I love that I have the ability to still surprise myself. I would like you to have fun interests that you are passionate about, and original ideas. Be present in the moment with me.

Respect me for being a strong woman while still understanding the importance of treating me like a lady, god dammit.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make art. Love my friends and family. I collect paintings and animal skulls. I love unicorns and good old fashioned violence. I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art. It's what I do for my job, my social life, my "me" time. I think I need to step out of my comfort zone. Tipping drag queens. Fancydancing. Making lists. Goodwill hunting.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have frequently changing hair colors, piercings, a lot of tattoos, and a flamboyant sense of fashion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
David Sedaris, Chuck Palahunik, Charleen Harris, Neil Gaiman.
Tank Girl, Natural Born Killers. I like fantasy, documentaries and movies about serial killers. (I promise I'm not one.)
Oddities, Dexter, Game of Thrones, Ru Pauls Drag Race.
Nine Inch Nails, Pusifer, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Primus, Depeche Mode, L7, Beats Antique, Manson, Jack off Jill, Soul Coughing, Saul Williams, Florence + the Machine.
Middle Eastern food is yummy. I prefer to eat healthy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Obvious Physical Needs.
Art supplies
Liquid Eyeliner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I'm going to make next.
My first world problems.
I multitask frequently.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually out.
Drinking with friends.
Seeing a live show, music or theater.
Art openings!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't have secrets. Ask and I'll tell. I'm so open about myself others often find it off putting. Don't tell me my awesomeness is "too much to handle" Don't be a pussy, keep up with me.

The reason why I'm on a dating site is not because I am desperate, emotionally retarded, sexually repressed, reclusive, or physically deficient.

I'm here because sometimes typing in the characteristics you want in a partner in a search engine is a whole hell of a lot easier than shoveling thru assholes and mediocrity at a bar. It makes me tired. I know in my heart that I'm a good person. Maybe not the best, but I deserve someone that makes me happy. And I'm not afraid to look for it.
You should message me if
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You are a hot preferably modified dude who is awesome.
By awesome I mean gainfully employed, not married or wading through excessive emotional baggage. I'm not here to fix your problems, I need you to have a good head on your shoulders. I'm not here to entertain you, if you're bored you're boring. Religious extremists, Republicans, and untreated psychosis need not apply.

I like dangerous men with funny noses and a taste for the macabre. Abs and cumgutters are a plus. I like men who take the time and effort to take care of themselves, both in fitness and in grooming. No neck beards. No creepy swingers. Fuck homophobics.

I'm not interested in sexual propositions straight off the bat. I will set you on fire if you are going to ask me to fuck you in the first sentence. Don't be a creep.