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24 M Round Lake, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:58am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
I like funky music, sarcasm, and the internet with all it's myriad distractions. I am goddamn nerdy. Deal.

I'm mildly in love with parenthetical statements. I don't like to let sentences die, I just get so darn attached.

I like smooching, and feel very strongly that this word needs to come back big time.

Calvin and Hobbes is high-art, and modern philosophy.

If you were to compare me to TNG officers, I'm somewhere between a Picard and a Riker. I've got the grandiose ideals and spacedad mentality, with a bit of old-fashioned charisma, and just a slight rogueish streak.

When the singularity happens, I'll be first in line to bridge the gap betwixt man and machine.

This got weird fast.
What I’m doing with my life
I work for an e-juice company, slingin' delicious mixes of liquids and managing one of our retail locations. I absolutely love this job, and can't imagine working in another industry, this shit is my passion/fantasy/yes.

That is to say, I'm a full-on-vapist.

This likely reads as if I am part of a strange drug-ring. I am not. What I do is closer to mashing a chemist's lab and a gourmet kitchen together.
I’m really good at
Whistling, no really. I'm heard before I'm seen, I know, I'm a terrible Milford Man.

Being passionately opinionated.

Turn of phrase.

Terrible puns. I'm sorry/not sorry at all in advance.

Building coils, buying shiny metal tubes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My winning disposition.

The sea of freckles that is my arms/face.

A fairly dry/deadpan sense of humor that devolves as time goes on into a series of puns and dick jokes. It's neverending performance art.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Way too much music, in fact: here's my

A smattering: Radiohead, Wilco, Jeff Buckley, Katy B, Katy Perry, The Mountain Goats, matt pond PA, The Motherfucking Pixies, Cake, Sufjan Stevens, Nomo, Sigur Ros, Burial, Moving Mountains, Daft Punk, Say Anything, The Receiving End of Sirens, Mt. Eden, Florence and the Motherfucking Machine Death Cab for Cutie, Battles, Aesop Rock, and Fallout Boy kinda sum it up.

Books: I love anything by Terry Pratchett, Heinlein, G.R.R. Martin, Orson Scott Card etc... Also love poetry from time to time, Browning is my favorite there.

Love The Office (US is vastly superior to UK), Modern Family, 30 Rock. I'm in love with Dr. Who and will at some point attempt to convert you into watching with the passion of ten Mormon missionaries (ten!). Oh and Game of Thrones because we all love to hate that little gold-haired-whore Joffrey.

Movies? I don't know why, but I don't get into movies the same way I am into music. I love quirky comedies, schlocky sci-fi b movies, braindead action films, and everything undead, equally. Think... Starship Troopers, Moon, The Fountain, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, and Wall-E.

Thai food, yeah.

I'm also a huge fan of indie brews, cheap gin, and I need regular doses of guacamole and/or hummus to survive.
The six things I could never do without
-The last 50% of my hearing
-Pure, medical-grade cuddling, I'm talking high-class shit here.
-The overarching conviction that someday we will all become robots goddamnit.
-Some form of vape-cessory, I've always got a mod or two on me.
-I don't know, Whales?

No, Narwhals.

And summer rain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The atrocity that is Firefly's cancellation / How awesome Nathan Fillion is.




The nature of thought

Deep shit, man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably on Skype with some friends or playing League or some such.

I work saturdays so.

Not doing anything of merit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to belt out "A Change is Gonna Come" by Sam Cooke. It's an old soul song, and my not so secret all time favorite. I have nice voice, though, so its k.

Also, for someone who loves music as much as I do, I'm deaf in one ear, and partially there in another. So speak up, life's short anyway.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like sweet music, the interweb, or life in general.

You actually read through this silliness.

You can tell me of a more beautiful song than Saeglopur by Sigur Ros