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iRhymes

27 F Waterloo, Ontario, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:37pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I can be serious and silly at the same time.

I think very highly of myself which can sometimes come off as arrogant, smug, snobby, or obnoxious. But in reality, I second guess myself ALL the time.

I usually like to play games with people I meet to make them feel as awkward as possible. The more awkward, the better!

If you can keep up with my wit, you've got me ;)
What I’m doing with my life
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I graduated from the University of Guelph with a Bachelor of Science in Biological Studies and a Bachelor of Arts in Classical Studies.
Currently I have little idea of what I am actually going to do with 2 degrees, however once I do - watch out. Sh*t will get real!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being awesome.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice. It carries.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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UNDER CONSTRUCTION
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- meat to eat
- books
- my laptop (and the internet)
- roller skates
- taking showers
- a place to nap
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can accomplish everything I need to do before my laziness kicks in.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
passed out in bed, face down and drooling on my pillow while my laptop is playing something nerdy like TNG.

OR

chugging beers with ma fraaands!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I collect parody porn
You should message me if
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