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iRobbotto

43 / M / Straight / Single

Pacifica, California

His Details

Last Online
Today – 6:59pm
Ethnicity
Height
3′ 3″ (0.99m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Science / Tech / Engineering
Income
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
check one check two, test test

I love to laugh, and love to have fun
I work hard and play harder
I'm super dooper passionate about learning something new everyday because whatever I learned yesterday didn't stick and let's face it, is soo 24 hours ago..

oh, and I'm a sarcastic, wry witted SOB with a heart of frikkin platinum (which means I'm much better at and have more useful chemistry than you, not hatin' just sayin')

* blah blah blah, click the pix, say nix, next profile
I’m really good at
An incredible number of things, incredibly well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love food, and stuff.

Update

If someone were to write a book about Sriracha sauce and then make a movie based on the book, which becomes a hit musical, I'd go see that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
not thinking

and why so many west coast peeps mistake sarcasm for sardonicism? Sorry, I'm east coast, and the difference is important, ie between deprecating dorkiness and being a douche.

not hatin' jus sayin'
On a typical Friday night I am
home

On an atypical Friday night I'm in your home

watching you

undress

slowly

Mmmmmm.... , Slower
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There are no skeletons in my closet

I eat the bones, as well...

o_O
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, activity partners
You should message me if
if you're wolf like me..

you're a Stone Age Queen

you like your sugar with coffee and cream

if your profile has pictures of you zip lining between Machu Picchu and Burning Man in a downward dog position while wearing a fake mustache, playing ukelele and eating vegan bacon with your bisexual polyamorist primary dangling from your organic body piercings as he/she/it charts which of your moons is rising with Uranus, I'd suggest you don't..

not hatin', just sayin'

(although kudos for attempting to keep a baconny-like food source in your life, it is your first step in a long road to recovery)