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I love to laugh, and love to have fun
I work hard and play harder
I'm super dooper passionate about learning something new everyday because whatever I learned yesterday didn't stick and let's face it, is soo 24 hours ago..

oh, and I'm a sarcastic, wry witted SOB with a heart of frikkin platinum (which means I'm much better at and have more useful chemistry than you, not hatin' just sayin')

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Working, Parenting, snowboarding whenever possible .

and just wandering round in a big ol' pile of wonder

An incredible number of things, incredibly well.

the horns

I love food, and stuff.

Update

If someone were to write a book about Sriracha sauce and then make a movie based on the book, which becomes a hit musical, I'd go see that.

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Goos3!

not thinking

and why so many west coast peeps mistake sarcasm for sardonicism? Sorry, I'm east coast, and the difference is important, ie between deprecating dorkiness and being a douche.

not hatin' jus sayin'

home

On an atypical Friday night I'm in your home

watching you

undress

slowly

Mmmmmm.... , Slower

There are no skeletons in my closet

I eat the bones, as well...

o_O

if you're wolf like me..

you're a Stone Age Queen

you like your sugar with coffee and cream

if your profile has pictures of you zip lining between Machu Picchu and Burning Man in a downward dog position while wearing a fake mustache, playing ukelele and eating vegan bacon with your bisexual polyamorist primary dangling from your organic body piercings as he/she/it charts which of your moons is rising with Uranus, I'd suggest you don't..

not hatin', just sayin'

(although kudos for attempting to keep a baconny-like food source in your life, it is your first step in a long road to recovery)