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44 M Pacifica, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:37pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Carbon based life form.
Semi sentient (I confess, I am a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess...)
Doesn't attend burning man.
Does not ride a Unicorn nor unicycle.
Didn't lie about my age (b. 1970, do the math)
Loves snowboarding.
Loves offspring.
Loves love.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Livin it! Workin hard n playin harder, like every day's my last, seeing my vision and really goin' for it, passionately makin the world a better place, all while stoppin n smellin the roses, and... * uurrrp*
...ugh, yuck, gawd,
just typin all that shite made ME wanna hurl...

The real story:
Read the questionnaires if you have time to kill and a heavy tolerance for trite and sardonic (but sincere) whimsy.

For better or worse, I'm happily ensconced with my career and parenting, I have great friends, family, and anything I do often requires planning at least 2-3 weeks in advance. So much for spontaneity.

I'm hoping to date, definitely able to date, and it would be the icing on the cake of life, to date someone who understands how precious and important this juncture in life is - the privelege and responsibility of being a parent. That all said, I'm only looking for myself, my kid already has a wonderful mum with whom I maintain an amicable relationship. I'm quite capable of being an adult, when necessary.

Geez, that sounds so serious.
I'm also as capable of reverence as I am being a snarky, dry witted smart ass, so on with the show.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.


Too soon?

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I use lots of dots and dashes when I type (ellipses, too).

Take your Oxford comma - & stick it up a semicolon...

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh yes, by all means, lets compare the digital contents of our respective kindles/tablets/iPads to assess our compatible synergies. Just ignore those 'extra curricular' URLs in my browser, I can explain those in two words; "Single" & "Male" - the first disorder is voluntary, the latter is terminal.

As for foods, sushi or some fresh Unicorn tar-tar is always nice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.


What? Still too soon?
My bad...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
omg, I can not give less of a $h!t how freaky deeky crazy or kinky YOUR super sized poly gamer raverrific hedo-debauchenistic unicorn fart huffing Fridays are.

I'm probably either at home binging on some netphlix menagerie, possibly stargazing from my hot tub with a cold beer,

Or out and about with my kiddo and all my awesome married-with-children friends pretending not to get drunk while the kids re enact some scene from Lord of The Flies.

Besides, Tuesday is the new Friday, so munch on that, Hipster dork...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
There are no skeletons in my closet,

I eat the bones, as well

I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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"If you can't stand the sardonicism, stay out of the satire"
-me, I just made that up

I know what an amazing person, devoted dad, and accomplished careerist I already am. But none of that matters online. Here, it's all about 'chemistry', 'passion', the arbitrary alignments of vast and sundry solar and stellar bodies deemed deterministic of social interactions, and apparently a lot of yoga.

Well, I am a chemist by trade, and I do yoga. Not proud (of the yoga) - just sayin' I probably understand more about the universe than your average wheat grass sluppin' gluten free sand in their furry pants Burner. (They do tend to have nice abs, though).

If you like pinocoladas, and getting caught in the rain, that's swell. If yer not into yoga, and have half a brain, I can work with that, too.
That all said, My idea of sexy is a whip smart woman with a gorgeous pair of Ph.Ds - I like big brains and I cannot lie...

Best of all, if you know what it means to be a single parent, with a big heart and small amounts of free time, I think at the very least we could have great conversation. Or commiseration, depending on how that week is going.

Ps, I'm not a paying subscriber so all I can do is say thanks to all y'all anonymous star senders / flirt flingers. You know who you are! And I do not...

Pps, I've already traveled the world and lived in 6 different states and two countries. Wander Lust is in my blood, but I'm going to sit out the next couple rounds of 'Travel Mania'. Im content for now to watch the stars and satellites pass by from my hot tub, thinking "Oh, The Places You'll Go!"

Cheers, and good luck!