iWitchlover
31 Brussels, Belgium
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My self-summary
Who am I? I am Spiderman. Wait, no, that was a movie. I am actually Batman in training without the whole parents dying part.

I create internet memes, waste time on the internet, binge on podcasts, TV shows and movies, day dream and sleep with my mouth open. Oh, and I work in IT.

Add amateur science/tech/pop culture/history writer to that list too.

I am not the one you deserve but I am the one you need right now. And that line is totally original. I swear.
What I’m doing with my life
On full moon nights I turn into this underwear model and appear on billboards across the world. But today, I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.
I’m really good at
Pocket billiards, fighting crime in a leotard, awkward sexual humour, procrastinating, spacing out and growing a hobo beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have a funny accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I don't read as much as I used to.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Person of Interest, True Detective, Homeland, House of Cards, The Sopranos, Entourage, Fringe, Silicon Valley, South Park, Scrubs, The Wonder Years, The Inbetweeners, The IT Crowd, The Comeback, Better Call Saul, The Affair, Daredevil, Coupling, The Office (UK), The Walking Dead, Friends, 24, Shameless (USA), Dexter, Arrow, The Flash, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Ray Donovan, , Burn Notice, The Kill Point, Extras, Louie, Black Mirror.

Movies: You get the picture. Just too many to list here without crashing the site. A movie a day keeps the doctor away.

Music: Diverse as fuck and without any rhyme nor reason. But, I have been accused of having a horrible taste in music and then praised for also having a rather eclectic taste too. So, my taste is an oxymoron but all you need to know is that turn on the shower and I am Pavarotti covered in lather.

Food: Edible will do.
The six things I could never do without
Only 4- a hot shower, a sense of humour, a bed and an internet connection. I am a man of simple desires.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I train really hard, can I really become Batman?
On a typical Friday night I am
doing Friday night things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This username sucks. Ok, that's public knowledge. Ummm, I have really wide feet?
You should message me if
- you want to live?
- you think I'm a not a hero? But a silent guardian and a watchful protector. A dork knight?
- you have some bubblegum? Because I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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