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iWitchlover

31 Brussels, Belgium Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Indian
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Status
Single
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Dutch (Poorly), C++ (Fluently), Bengali (Fluently), Hindi (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Who am I? I am Spiderman. Wait, no, that was a movie. I am actually Batman in training without the whole parents dying part.

I create internet memes, take photos with my mouth open, play cricket (yes, sometimes the game goes on for 5 days at the end of which nobody wins), binge on pod casts and TV shows, go to bed by the time you wake up, sing Lady Gaga in the shower, go to school to realise my dream of becoming a full on nerd, day dream about the day when I write books for a living, own a house by the sea and sleep a lot.

Add amateur science/tech/pop culture/history writer to that list too.

I am not the one you deserve but I am the one you need right now. And that line is totally original. I swear.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
On full moon nights I turn into this underwear model and appear on billboards across the world. But today, I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pocket billiards, fighting crime in a leotard, awkward sexual humour, procrastinating, spacing out and growing a hobo beard.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have a funny accent.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I don't read as much as I used to. These days I am reading books about the Linux Operating System. So much fun -_-

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Twin Peaks, Game of Thrones, Sherlock, Person of Interest, True Detective, Homeland, House of Cards, The Sopranos, Entourage, Fringe, Silicon Valley, South Park, Scrubs, The Wonder Years, The Inbetweeners, The IT Crowd, The Comeback, Better Call Saul, The Affair, Daredevil, Coupling, The Office (UK), The Walking Dead, Friends, 24, Shameless (USA), Dexter, Arrow, The Flash, Generation Kill, Band of Brothers, Ray Donovan, , Burn Notice, The Kill Point, Extras, Louie, Black Mirror.

Movies: You get the picture. Just too many to list here without crashing the site. A movie a day keeps the doctor away.

Music: Diverse as fuck and without any rhyme nor reason. But, I have been accused of having a horrible taste in music and then praised for also having a rather eclectic taste too. So, my taste is an oxymoron but all you need to know is that turn on the shower and I am Pavarotti covered in lather.

Food: Edible will do. I am a student which in student code means, beggars cannot be choosers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only 4- a hot shower, a sense of humour, a bed and an internet connection. I am a man of simple desires.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I train really hard, can I really become Batman?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am a student. I have six Friday nights a week except for the Sunday because, aghh Monday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
This username sucks. Ok, that's public knowledge. Ummm, I have really wide feet?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you want to live?
- you think I'm a not a hero? But a silent guardian and a watchful protector. A dork knight?
- you have some bubblegum? Because I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.