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25 M Towson, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Im Zach, but my friends call me Zatch (don't ask you will feel as if you lost some brain cells, after you know why). I'm a kid at heart, I love all things Disney, movies, characters, destinations, you name it. Went on a Disney Cruise and I had a blast! In unrelated Disney news.....Panda's are my all-time favorite animal and I name inanimate objects (such as my computer and my car).
What I’m doing with my life
Working full-time and going to school part-time so I can make work pay for it! Becides that I currently have a strange compulsion to keep watching Law & Order: SVU (all the seasons are on Netflix).
I’m really good at
-Being random
-Finding cute pictures of Panda's
-Fabricating stories
-Getting lost while driving
-Singing along to music playing in my car
-Spelling the word Supercalifragilisticexpiadocious
-Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
-My overuse of sarcasm
-My caffeine addiction
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's see....I pretty much love all TV especially if the shows are Desperate Housewives, Will & Grace, 30Rock, Parks and Recreation, SNL, Chelsea Lately, The Walking Dead, Drop Dead Diva, Monk and House (Just to name a few). As far as movies I'll really go see anything as long as the theater lets me bring in my coffee. Food and alcohol are never wasted on me! But I have a soft spot for Calimari and Gunnies.
The six things I could never do without
-Wonkavator (I mean it goes up and down, sideways and slantways, longways and backways, frontways and squareways, the places I could go would be endless!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What would have happened if Harry was not the master of the Elder wand
-How to adopt a Panda
-How to become a DVC Member
-If I lived 100 or more years ago, how would I survive, compared to today
On a typical Friday night I am
Sad because all my friends are at work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Dude... its private! Nah, just kidding... I think a zombie apocalypse would be awesome!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are funny, and don't mind putting up with my crazy shenanigans. If you want to know what I named my car or computer.