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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23-43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:58pm
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Average build
Working on Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.

You get home from a long, exhausting day and are eager to relax. You (turn to):

page 2) listen to your favorite podcast, Welcome to Nightvale.
page 3) pick up clutter around your place anyway, putting everything in its own special spot, because it will drive you insane if you don't.


yay! What a good podcast. You like its blend of whimsy, wordplay, and sheer intelligence. It reminds you a lot of an old show you really used to love, the X-files. Now you're ready to start dinner. What do you rather have? You (turn to):

page 4) make a simple dish with pasta, a few spices and chicken.
page 5) prepare an elaborate feast, dirtying every dish in your kitchen.


You are eaten by aardvarks.


Tasty! You take just enough time to savor both the meal and its preparation, and decide to invite a few friends over next time. Friends make everything better. You put on some music as you wash the dishes, wishing you had someone to do them with you. When you're done, you realize you didn't have anything scheduled for this evening. What do you do?

page 6) pick up the things around the house, finally.
page 7) get dressed, get friends, get drinks, and go out on the town.


Feeling your absent mother's scrutinizing gaze, you obsess over the details of preparing your own meal until your eyes start to bleed and your skull explodes from the sheer, overwhelming pressure. You die.

I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
waiting. You'd be surprised what's on the other side of emptiness.

Hint: It's power. Lots and lots of power. Seriously, there are like transformers and towers and this really big coiling thing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a quick and ready smile. I want to make everyone's day a little bit better. I have broad shoulders. I've shaved my head. People look at me and think I must be smart. I think it's the glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Brothers Karamazov, the Gospel of John, Anam Cara, Midnight's Children, The God of Small Things, Magnolia, Snow Falling on Cedars, No Country for Old Men, The Shawshank Redemption, Me and You and Everyone You Know, Parks and Recreation, Community, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Battlestar Gallactica, Futurama, Criminal Minds, Luther, the Mentalist, Elementary, Metallica, Tool, Slayer, Our Lady Peace, Live, Beth Orton, Trio Medieval, Aimee Man, the Decemberists, Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Dido, and for food I like almost anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends
My faith
My mom and dad
the outdoors generally and hiking specifically
my sense of wonder and curiosity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how to live life, how to love God, how to love my friends, how to love those I do not know. It's a short list, but they're all pretty complicated!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, which for me right now means reading for class. You can get a lot done on a Friday night. If not that, then watching one of the many wonderful shows and movies on Netflix.
You should message me if
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you find your life to be odd, unexpected, occasionally tragic and - most frequently - hilarious.