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40 Burbank, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 35–55
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 24
Hispanic / Latin, White
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Space camp
Rather not say
Has kids, and might want more
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Update: Keeping the original text because it's accurate, and providing some new bits for 2015.)

So, I've been gone. For several months now. That's right I met someone. Made me hot and bothered, took my breath away and eventually nearly killed me. In other words... I caught both the "A" & "B" strains of the flu this year.


Tempted though I am to barrel through this at 1am with a drink in one hand (hey, most of my best papers have been produced that way!) I think I will wait until I have my thoughts a bit more in order. I would like to produce a swoon-worthy essay designed to make people want more. Not an incoherent stumble leading folk through my subconscious desires. That's for after a few dates.

Don't be offended if it takes me a long time to reply to messages. I don't come to the site but once a week (if that) and then search for awesome messages of caliber that engage my discerning glance. (Or you know, that don't include generic "falling all over you and clearly didn't read a word you wrote" prose...)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working at a job I love and raising offspring. I am known to dress up in silly costumes and play D&D. I also go to the movies, hiking and the beach whenever I can. I use sunscreen. A lot. I pray, celebrate, laugh and smile constantly. Plus, every now and again I go and find a grand adventure.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Peace-mongering, making people feel more interesting than they are, loving, learning, laughing. Alliteration. Play. Awkward nervousness masquerading as disdainful disinterest.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm reserved, smart, elegant and professional. (Which just goes to show how ridiculous first impressions are. Talk to me when you've at least reached the backstage. The first act is rarely all there is.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am often found reading two or three books at once. It's hard to selectively say what a favorite would be. There are certain titles and films I find myself repeating from time to time... I love the work of Guy Gavriel Kay & Tolkien, my current shows range from Orange is the New Black to Doctor Who, I love nearly all film save for sophomoric comedy and romance. Also love to settle in with some good whiskey, cheese and fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Funky clothes, (tech) toys, tea, secret thoughts, laughter, my VW Bug.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Humor. The world and my place in it. The poverty cycle. People and their pets. Parenthood. Social awkwardness. Sex, love & relationships. Films. Computers. Science. The joys of the written word. God, spirit and divinity. Dreams. Nature. Horror. Men. Women. Cussing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Miyazaki/Disney movies from 6-8; Horror/sci-fi from 9-11...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cuss like a sailor and drive like I'll get an award for arriving first. I would rather drink whiskey than wine. I would rather watch movies where shit blows up, than romantic comedies. I have offspring. I am sarcastic. I have the relationship instincts of your average stray cat, will not remember anniversaries and really want a *friend* who is fun in bed...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have actually read this, think my profile is badass and aren't just cruising. Not looking for a one night stand or a soul mate but something in between.