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31 Watertown, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 29–39
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:26am
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a sucker for someone that makes me laugh, and I like to make people laugh. I also have a pretty crude sense of humor.
I am a whiskey/beer fan.
You should know I'm a Baltimore sports fan, may the shit talking begin...
I am a pretty laid back chick, takes me ten to fifteen minutes to get ready to go anywhere. But I do clean up well :)
I am very sarcastic and appreciate witty banter.
I love camping, hiking, being outside.
I don't do Crossfit or run 5k's
I am very liberal/left wing/non religious but I appreciate having my views expanded.
I am much more eloquent in person :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Mental Health Clinician currently doing emergency services work, and working as a Personal Care Attendant for a man that has Cerebral Palsy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people feel comfortable, listening, laughing, eating, I can tie a cherry stem in my mouth!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my laugh, but a better line would be "my eyes"

You may have noticed my lack of grammar skills.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My two favorite authors are Kurt Vonnegut and David Sedaris. I am currently reading 'I am Malala'. I strongly recommend it, great girl. I hope to be like her when I grow up.
*Update: finished the book, it's amazing, you should read it. Plus, I just finished Unbroken so I pretty much can't complain about anything in my life after reading about these two heroes.

I am currently dating Netflix

Movies are all over the place with me. I like anything that has a good story and good acting. However, I also do love a good cheesy horror flick.

I have a very eclectic music taste but I am in no way a music aficionado. I like Hip Hop I can dance to, white indie rock that depresses me, classic rock I can jam out to, and am currently listening to The Killers on repeat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Family
My friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I should be doing instead of what I am doing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, watching movies at home, out getting drinks, same thing we do ever night pinky, try to take over the world
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with a teddy bear
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't take yourself too seriously, you have never said "I don't watch television", you eat meat, you don't live with your parents, it doesn't say "work hard, play harder" on your profile.
I'm also fairly new to the area so I would like to meet anyone who can show me around.