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i_am_Kretsch

23 Lewistown, MT Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Finishing up my last semester at the U. I'm quite noticeable and memorable. I have learned not to take things to seriously, it just causes to much stress, but I do know when to be serious. I grew up in a small town where "you don't break up, you just lose your place in line." I have to gotten to the point in my life where I want something with something more meaningful.

"Funny, nice, sweet and a good friend"
"Sweet and kind guy"
"Fun, kind, a little bit of a smart ass, and a little bit naughty "
"Nice, intelligent, somewhat impatient sometimes, friendly, good sense of humor (if a bit offensive sometimes), respectful of women, outspoken, good communicator, ambitious, attentive..."
"You're a nice, sweet, sensitive, caring guy"
"He's a gentleman who saved me from a puddle!!"
What I’m doing with my life
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I am currently finishing The University of Montana for Management Information Systems. I hope to get a job working as a information security consultant in Denver, while I work on starting my own business. Seriously, why should I put everything on the line, when I can work for someone else and start my own business on my own time. At least I get money for food and for all those caffeine pills I will need to get anything done in a reasonable amount of time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I believe that I am really good at being a friend, I mean money does keep them there... If only I had enough to pay them all. Hello debt. Actually, I stay loyal and faithful to my friends. Although I do tend to be a little harsh on them sometimes, only because I love them, and they taste so much better when they are full of resentment... no honestly they love me.. I also feel that I am great at writing poetry. Other than that I think that I am a really good cook, when I actually do cook. These are my opinions though, so don't hold it against me, you may think I am a horrible friend and my poetry sucks worse than a crappy vacuum cleaner, and that the food I cook is worse than the stuff left in the hot case all day at the deli, that is dumped in with a bunch of other nasty stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My size, my facial hair, um... The fact that I usually have a tall goofy guy next to me that cracks jokes constantly. The dragon flying around me, burning up those b**** shields that get put up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
• The Divine Comedy - Dantes story is kind of funny. He had a wild imagination, I mean, lets go through hell, purgatory, to heaven to save a girl I barely knew, who was married to someone else.
• The Count of Monte Cristo. Who doesn't love a good story of revenge, specially when the person getting revenge is just so dang sophisticated at the end?
• The DaVinci Code
• Angels and Demons
• The World Is Flat - contrary to popular belief.
• A Song of Ice and Fire - Not for the weiners, or the titties, but damn. Another person with dragons? Sign me up. :)
• The Strain Trilogy.
• Lone Survivor
• The Game (I find Neil’s journey interesting)

Movies:
• Killer Elite - Jason Statham and Robert DiNero, along with some awesome action? Yeah
• Mind Games : Come on who doesn't Love LL. Wait he wasn't to big in it. I mean, who doesn't love a good mystery?
• Looper - Goes to show ya. Don't let yourself be sent back in time to your former self, without some gold bars for protection.
• Blitz - Just in case you didn't know.... Jason Statham is sort of a bad ass. ummm. Oh yeah, don't kill cops..
• Animal House - "What am I?" *pushes cheeks in spraying cottage cheese* "A zit, get it?" And D-Day.
• Lone Survivor
• RomCom
• Action
• Comedy

TV Shows:
• Dexter (Sad it is over)
• Criminal Minds don't watch it as much as I would like, but dang JJ is a good PR worker.
• True Blood - Sam Merlott... nough said.
• Game of Thrones - to many weiners. Not enough of the story of Jon Snow
• Graceland - I didn't realize the All Father was a coke dealer...
• Burn Notice (sad it is over) - Seriously, who wouldn't want to go all over Miami, blowing stuff up with Fi?
• Big Bang Theory - Do I really need to go here?
• The Strain - A sort of realistic few of vampires?
• Ray Donavon
• Falling Skies - Were an ER doctor becomes the leader of the human race...

Music:
• Eminem
• Ne-Yo
• Garth Brookes
• Michael Buble
• Frank Sinatra
• MGK
• Imagine Dragons
• Tech N9ne

Food:
• Pineapple
• Grapes
• Chicken
• Pasta
• Spinach
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends and Family (They are the same with me and who else will love you even when you try to use them for whale bait?)
2. Books (Gives my imagination a break)
3. Work (I get to play with melons and other fruits and vegetables.)
4. Phone (I keep my most diabolic plans in here. shhhhh)
5. Writing (Got to practice that ransom note I'll mail to my parents.)
6. Music (Drowns out the world. TV became to cliche after Scarface.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How else I can change. What else I can do to mess with my family. How I can spice this up so you will remember me as the loveable serial jokster? Nah. Just life in general. Why is a dog harder to kill than a human in Call of Duty: Ghosts?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately it has been work, but I am down to grab a drink after work. Messing with people online, messing with my friends at the bar. Helping my best friend with his ab workout. Maybe its just his stomach about to rip from laughing to hard... I guess I'll find out one day.
You should message me if
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If you want to discuss what is going on the world. If you have any questions. If you want to learn how to pick a good watermelon. You liked what you read. You find anything I said funny. If you want to discuss a diabolical plan involving fruit, lightsabers, and monkeys.... don't ask if you don't already know. So short story sorry, I have too much going on. With.all the stuff going on.in my family at the moment, I feel like I have a lot of "baggage" with emotions and stress.