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i_am_Makeulaff

39 / M / Straight / Single

Memphis, Tennessee

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Black
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Overweight
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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I am daring, deranged, and secure.

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My Self-Summary

A bored writer and thinker with a few great friends, less good friends, and many more bar friends that you can imagine. Tired of the non-stable chicks who are either to young to realize what they want or to old and bitter to care. Just trying to see if it's me or the ones i meet.

What I’m doing with my life

trying my hardest to reach my pinnacle . Being the most annoying and funny person i can be.trying to remember that my only competition is me in the past.

I’m really good at

Public Speaking, fixing computers being the tech guru for my friends and loved ones

The first things people usually notice about me

that being a big guy i move swiftly and stealthy

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Tool, Prince, Peter Murphy, Ben Harper, Seal, Corey Glover, Terence Trent D'arby, Nick cave, apc, Snoop, The Dresden Dolls, Tori Amos, Black Max band, Tom Waits yes i know im diverse

lost, 24, heroes, the history channel, discovery, bsg,

bring out your dead, the empire strikes back, dogma, the devil's rejects, Hellraiser, Brazil, monty python, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Scarface, A Clockwork Orange, Until the end of the world, the hunger,

A brief history of time, Misery, American gods,

The six things I could never do without

my iphone, my best friends,my family, tequila,humor,Smart funny women with a dark sense of reality and the oddness of life itself.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Even thought im just as fucked up as most of the human race, Im one of the most stable people i know..

On a typical Friday night I am

working,drinking and telling the truth when im not working spending it with my real friends

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

i tried my best to be a better person for the last 3 years for absolutely wrong people..i'm evil again and happy about it

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You should message me if

your not afraid of fun and frolic, sorrow and woe . tequila makes you happy and a clockwork orange makes you laugh . you know who bill hicks is and why dane cook is a nice guy but a shit comic,like the moon and can name a cure song before "friday i'm in love"...a prince song other than anything off purple rain,and not offended by laughing at the most horrific things...ps
Im sick of you crazy insecure women who really dont know what you want. Insecurity is not a trait i will deal with be strong or go home.....

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