Things I do not tolerate:
-Messages that just say 'hi' or 'hey'... learn you some more words bro.
-Adult men that write 'lol'... ain't nobody got time for that.
-Men who 'rite liek dis'... Ebonics is never an appropriate way to speak to someone you are trying to bed.
The only time it's ok to do any of the above:
-Never, but I suppose desperate times call for desperate measures, so I'll allow it only if you're extremely good looking. If you're as sharp as a marshmallow, you should at least be easy to look at.
Things you may be wondering about me:
Basically what I'm looking for is the mythological spawn of some sort of Construction working-Homeless looking-Viking like-Football player sized dude, tattoos are a plus, also beards are bonus Jonas. Not you? Jog on.
Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal.
You are not my supervisor.
Duh and or hello.
I may or may not be a horse lime....
Should we just get married now, or would you feel more comfortable if you met my parole officer first?