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i_am_ZomB

36 M Death Valley, CA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 8
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I was the one who left the cake out in the rain.

http://youtu.be/UGygGUfSwrs
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting crime. talking to black people. sometimes the two intersect, not my fault. rescuing dogs. i pack heat. helping old ladies cross the street. playing slide guitar with toddlers. appearing in movies.
I’m really good at
making people uncomfortable. saying things I don't mean. picking up the pieces. giving credit where credit is due. pointing out the obvious. tucking it back. bumming change off of hobos. morning wood. crushing dreams. widening gaps. and last but not least, I can make that water drop sound with my mouth by tapping my finger against my cheek.
The first things people usually notice about me
my peg leg. or, Or... the fact that I can make that water drop sound with my mouth by tapping my finger against my cheek.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
9/11 commission report
Birth Of A Nation
anything on the WB
latin jazz. I fucking LOVE latin jazz http://youtu.be/EWxl9jwCFyM
lady parts
The six things I could never do without
Hammer, trash bags, duct tape, shovel, flashlight, bubble bath.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what the fuck pc load letter means
On a typical Friday night I am
cruising walmart parking lots while making that water drop sound with my mouth by tapping my finger against my cheek
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pee sitting down. sometimes while I'm making that water drop sound with my mouth by tapping my finger against my cheek
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–55
  • Located anywhere
  • For casual sex
You should message me if
you taste like chicken

SOME of the above is true. the rest, is just plain rude