My self summary? I am wonderful. I also now come with pictures, depite 3D being my dimension of choice.

** Classically-educated trypanophobic wannabe-synchronised swimming Catholic with narcoleptic tendencies, guinea pigs and trumpet seeks similar**

It's hard to describe myself in a little box, so I'll just give a few likes and dislikes.
Particularly keen on:
- tea
- dead Greek guys
- hula hooping
- grammar
- getting my groove on
- making stuff
- polka dots
- exotic birds (esp. flamingos)
- getting lost in bookshops
- 'You Can Call Me Al' by Paul Simon
- ...lots of stuff actually. Message me if you want a comprehensive list!

Doesn't dig:
- Cheryl Cole (why all the love, people? Why all the love?)
- 'Big Cook, Little Cook' on CBeebies (I babysit my niece so am often subject to this particular torture)
- the camera
- having to explain to people where Bromley is
- 'pre-order'
- ~*~eMo sPeAk~*~
- my salary ----->
- mornings
- NatWest
-...and many more!

I have a complex love/hate relationship with:
- the Daily Mail letters page
- my secondary school
- Nick Clegg (I wrote this when he was dithering about whether or not to join the Tories. Now it's pure disdain, but I can't think of any other love/hate relationships, so it's staying. Until I come across something else I love/hate.)

I am delightful, gay, and debonair

Going to America soon, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Normal life involves: Studying Egyptology; ballet; looking around for synchronised swimming classes; playing around with my shiny new microscope (oh man, am I scared of my bedding now!); discovering new countries on my globe; hunting for cheap astroturf; lusting after shoes/dresses/usual girly stuff; embroidering traffic cones and tins of beans on a duvet cover; drinking copious amounts of tea.

making cakes, writing backwards, spending money, getting the wrong end of the stick, finding myself in hilarious situations

I'm really bad at:
predictive text, being brave near pigeons, punctuality, maths, tidying up, ice skating, sneezing daintily, making decisions

people often think I'm French. Je suis not.

Dating me is fun.

Books: too many. Manymanymany. Very many books. I have separate fiction and non-fiction bookshelves. Books really do furnish a room. I also arrange them according to the Dewey Decimal System!

Movies: forgotten mgm musicals, german expressionist horror, giallo, disney. Really.

Shows: Come Dine With Me. It saved my life once. If I hadn't been watching Come Dine, we would have been toast!

Music: probably easier to say what I don't like: dull formulaic 'indie' (puh!) guitar choons, girls aloud (and all that kind, with the exception of the sugababes. Inexplicably love the sugababes), shouty music, stuff that you often hear pumping out of people's car windows. Very into disco and 80s hip hop at the moment. I also like Phil Spector, and was jolly upset when he went mad and shot people. A sad day.

Food: pasta, lemon meringue pie, meringue in general, meat.

tea, a good haberdashery department, a decent kip, sparkling wine, shoes, bbc iplayer

Pусский, Москва́, водка

tending my indoor garden, teaching myself Russian and/or Latin, lusting after things on ebay (a red 706 is #1 obsession at the moment [UPDATE: I now have one! Am all about the typewriters now]), knitting myself something new and exciting, playing the accordion when pissed, or farting around on facebook. Whatever it is, I tend to have a glass of wine in my hand and a smile on my face.

I'm online now and it's Friday night. I've had my pyjamas on since about 5 this afternoon. I totally rock!

I cried when the Cutty Sark burnt down.
Dirty Dancing? Love Actually? REALLY BORING.
I really love Countryfile.
Secret sherry drinker.
Not all that keen on Stephen Fry.
I sometimes watch Doctors on iPlayer.
Believed Tracy Chapman was a man for ages.
Still use a ball mouse. No state-of-the-art lighty-up mice for me, oh no!
Used to confuse the Gestapo with gazpacho, to the point of ordering the Nazi secret police in a Spanish restaurant
Various sexual oddities.

you want. OR if you can help me with my crochet and/or Russian!
Also! If you are not a nutter. I had someone message me recently who wanted me to deepthroat him until I threw up, when he would just carry on regardless and I'd have to lick it up at the end. I get a lot of messages like this, hence the replying 'selectively'.