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i_am_coldbacon

41 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jul 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from med school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), French (Okay), Basque (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am largely symmetrical. And a generally nice person.

Also, pupil is just a really strange word, don't you think? Pupil. Hehe. Pupils? Nope. Don't have any of those.
What I’m doing with my life
Just had what seems to be a successful disc replacement in neck 6.20.2014. Wow. That may not be hot, but it's true. Anyway this is amazing. Is this amazing? Yes because I have a new lease on life. But what to do?

PS I'm not convinced about Brooklyn. And people who are -- give me pause.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate when I confess to watching some TV show as a guilty pleasure fully expecting my sister to be on-board and she just casually notes she hasn't seen it. Like Luther, The Wire, etc. I used to be the one who hadn't seen it!!! (whatever *it* was) That used to be me! Fuck.

Whatever you think. you want. you need. you forgot.

The great equalizer.

Beach House etc, Bach, Glenn Gould, Nat Milstein, Pasta Bowl, Salmon Eye, Deerantler. Red Blondhead. Chicken Punx. Pepper. Australian river salt. More salt. Cheese from .eu
The six things I could never do without
1. gravity (srsly though; gravity is fucking amazing, y'all, and you should recognize)
2. that which came before
3. cuticle scissors (srsly; no scrssly tho)
4. Matt Berry (and he fucking knows it)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between termite art (i made this) and white elephant art. I cannot make white elephant art. I am not capable. Sadly. Which is something I am still coming to terms with. The dichotomy of these two kinds of art was given to us by the late Manny Farber in this incisive great essay.

Also insistation should be a word. It sounds like infestation but it's not. And everyone always does it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends what time I get home from work. Is it raining? Is it sub-zero outside? Is there a war on? .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I asked my friend to read my profile and she said: "Profiles that show a bit of openness and vulnerability are more attractive; they project confidence. Sure OKC is weird and fine to laugh at, but if you're too snotty people think you're laughing at them. Big turn off."

So I hate Sarah because she's always right and I'm always wrong. About this shit. She's like the Terminator. Can't be bargained with. Can't be reasoned with...

Oh also I want to change my profile name but I refuse to pay.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–100
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to? You have fingers?