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28 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 18
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
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My self-summary
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i'm a standup comic working in NY. day job at a bank.

i miss my drum kit, but at least i've still got my guitar.

I just started painting.

i love music. like a lot. when someone says "i love music" i go "awesome! what bands?" and if they go "uh, you know, like everything" i hate it. if you really love music, you can list me at least a couple of groups right? i dont appreciate when people think music is just background noise. i just talked to david bowie's son on twitter. YES!

i make a damn good mixtape.
What I’m doing with my life
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bank. do comedy at night. have a few writing jobs. musician. someone once told me they wouldn't date me because i play guitar. how did that happen?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
thinking (sometimes too much).

remembering trivia and medical facts. watch....glioblastoma (thank you, House).

giving thoughtful gifts (i have reduced a few people to tears)

being nice. i'm a friendly fella.
The first things people usually notice about me
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i've been told i've got nice hair and eyes. should i believe these folks?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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music: bob dylan, the who, motorhead, david bowie, beatles, johnny cash, cake, johnny thunders, dead kennedys, velvet underground, green day, hendrix, nirvana, sex pistols, elvis costello, jack white, ramones, decemberists, mountain goats, wilco, howlin' wolf, tom waits, muddy waters, lcd soundsystem, the handsome family, elliott smith, les sans culottes, the strokes.

shows: House MD, Louie, american dad, south park, archer, aqua teen hunger force, bob's burgers, reno 911, breaking bad, late late show w/ craig ferguson, Dr Who, House of Cards, True Detective, invader zim.

movies: kill bill (i had the honor of telling tarantino to his face that it's a masterpiece), pulp fiction, i'm not there, inglorious basterds, taxi driver, a clockwork orange, dont look back, goodfellas, se7en, the departed, reservoir dogs, tropic thunder, 2001 a space odyssey, full metal jacket, clerks, gonzo, royal tenenbaums, moonrise kingdom, fight club, django unchained, miller's crossing, get him to the greek, tinker tailor soldier spy, cabin in the woods, the railway man, Locke, the Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean, filth.

books: 1984, lord of the flies, anything by david sedaris, Howl, between the bridge and the river, fear and loathing in las vegas, catcher in the rye, Chronicles by Bob Dylan, sin city, ronin, a contract with god, the jerusalem syndrome, watchmen, white line fever, commando, Life by Keith Richards.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my guitar
my computer
my notebook
the ol' ipod
my brain (who makes everything possible)

i know that's 7 things but i'm just a f*ckin' rebel. deal with it.

i could just as easily have listed 6 vital organs (shout out to my kidneys, y'all).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what dr. house is up to now that the show is over.
what was in the brief case in pulp fiction
where i'm going with my life, career, etc.
what it all means.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out havin' a beer with friends.

watching some early 70's kung fu movie.

one-upping my british friend at quoting obscure punk lyrics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can name every member of the Ramones, even alternate drummers.

one time i sang 'because the night' to a pudding cup. and i'd do it again.
You should message me if
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you read all the way to the bottom and have fingers.