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i_am_comic

27 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
i'm a standup comic working in NY. day job at a bank.

i miss my drum kit, but at least i've still got my guitar.

I just started painting.

i love music. like a lot. when someone says "i love music" i go "awesome! what bands?" and if they go "uh, you know, like everything" i hate it. if you really love music, you can list me at least a couple of groups right? i dont appreciate when people think music is just background noise. i just talked to david bowie's son on twitter. YES!

i make a damn good mixtape.
What I’m doing with my life
bank. do comedy at night. have a few writing jobs. musician. someone once told me they wouldn't date me because i play guitar. how did that happen?
I’m really good at
thinking (sometimes too much).

remembering trivia and medical facts. watch....glioblastoma (thank you, House).

giving thoughtful gifts (i have reduced a few people to tears)

being nice. i'm a friendly fella.
The first things people usually notice about me
i've been told i've got nice hair and eyes. should i believe these folks?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
music: bob dylan, the who, motorhead, david bowie, beatles, johnny cash, cake, johnny thunders, dead kennedys, velvet underground, green day, hendrix, nirvana, sex pistols, elvis costello, jack white, ramones, decemberists, mountain goats, wilco, howlin' wolf, tom waits, muddy waters, lcd soundsystem, the handsome family, elliott smith, les sans culottes, the strokes.

shows: House MD, Louie, american dad, south park, archer, aqua teen hunger force, bob's burgers, reno 911, breaking bad, late late show w/ craig ferguson, Dr Who, House of Cards, True Detective, invader zim.

movies: kill bill (i had the honor of telling tarantino to his face that it's a masterpiece), pulp fiction, i'm not there, inglorious basterds, taxi driver, a clockwork orange, dont look back, goodfellas, se7en, the departed, reservoir dogs, tropic thunder, 2001 a space odyssey, full metal jacket, clerks, gonzo, royal tenenbaums, moonrise kingdom, fight club, django unchained, miller's crossing, get him to the greek, tinker tailor soldier spy, cabin in the woods, the railway man, Locke, the Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean.

books: 1984, lord of the flies, anything by david sedaris, Howl, between the bridge and the river, fear and loathing in las vegas, catcher in the rye, Chronicles by Bob Dylan, sin city, ronin, a contract with god, the jerusalem syndrome, watchmen, white line fever, commando, Life by Keith Richards.
The six things I could never do without
caffeine
my guitar
my computer
my notebook
the ol' ipod
movies
my brain (who makes everything possible)

i know that's 7 things but i'm just a f*ckin' rebel. deal with it.

i could just as easily have listed 6 vital organs (shout out to my kidneys, y'all).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what dr. house is up to now that the show is over.
what was in the brief case in pulp fiction
where i'm going with my life, career, etc.
what it all means.
On a typical Friday night I am
out havin' a beer with friends.

watching some early 70's kung fu movie.

one-upping my british friend at quoting obscure punk lyrics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can name every member of the Ramones, even alternate drummers.

one time i sang 'because the night' to a pudding cup. and i'd do it again.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you read all the way to the bottom and have fingers.