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i_am_girth

78 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Russian (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love the sound of zippers.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Avoiding Yoga pants,Capri drawstring pants and tights of any type..

UPDATE: 2/14/13

I've given in to natural fiber drawstring pants in pleasing colors.

Just putting that out there.

UPDATE: 5/21/13

Rescinding my gracious offer of allowing " natural fiber drawstring pants"

They are so winter 2012/13
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Guess.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My girth.

I'm special and amazingly humble. Oh and so damn handsome just in case it matters. Also cold hard cash falls from my armpits 24/7 no matter how much I scrub and scrub, hopefully that's not a problem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Zipper: An Exploration in Novelty by
Robert D. Friedel

Read it and change your life forever.

Anything by Martha Stewart.

Flip Wilson.

William Basinski
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Zippers, buttons,belts,laces,cummerbunds and the occasional velcro closure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
zippers
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Unzipping-drinking-dancing-zipping-and Campbellocking, Skeeter Rabbit/Skeeter Rabbit Around the World, Floating, gliding and sliding,Dime stopping and Tutting/King Tut.
I'm over Twist o flex but still up for some Boogaloo, but then again who isn't?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Fascist women make me hot, although they also make me sick.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you enjoy unzipping.