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i_am_girth

77 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
7′ 11″ (2.41m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly halal
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Often
Religion
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Rather not say
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Russian (Fluently), C++ (Fluently), Latin (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I love the sound of zippers.
What I’m doing with my life
Avoiding Yoga pants,Capri drawstring pants and tights of any type..

UPDATE: 2/14/13

I've given in to natural fiber drawstring pants in pleasing colors.

Just putting that out there.

UPDATE: 5/21/13

Rescinding my gracious offer of allowing " natural fiber drawstring pants"

They are so winter 2012/13
The first things people usually notice about me
My girth.

I'm special and amazingly humble. Oh and so damn handsome just in case it matters. Also cold hard cash falls from my armpits 24/7 no matter how much I scrub and scrub, hopefully that's not a problem.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Zipper: An Exploration in Novelty by
Robert D. Friedel

Read it and change your life forever.

Anything by Martha Stewart.

Flip Wilson.

William Basinski
The six things I could never do without
Zippers, buttons,belts,laces,cummerbunds and the occasional velcro closure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unzipping-drinking-dancing-zipping-and Campbellocking, Skeeter Rabbit/Skeeter Rabbit Around the World, Floating, gliding and sliding,Dime stopping and Tutting/King Tut.
I'm over Twist o flex but still up for some Boogaloo, but then again who isn't?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Fascist women make me hot, although they also make me sick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
If you enjoy unzipping.