First of all, I'd rather I'd piss you off by being myself than try and pretend I'm something I'm not just to be nice and please you. There isn't any time to waste on someone that doesn't exist.

It's all about being real, in the moment, and unafraid of letting yourself out. Taking chances, daytime romances, and tight-rope dances above a city of admirers looking up. You'll bring the equipment, and I'll bring the adventure.

Every secret is safe, and every moment of embarrassment is met with giggling and a reassuring warm hug. We don't ever leave anyone behind, we've got too much class and respect to fall into those traps. You're always gonna be safe here, but that doesn't mean you aren't gonna get a bit scared.

We don't need a map, we don't need a plan, we know what we want and we know how to get it. We wanna enjoy, with a touch of destruction. We're masters of the universe, with the power put right into our hands.

There is no right or wrong, there is only you and me, finding our way through this awesome destiny.

Everything happens for a reason, and even here right now there's destiny unfolding. With me and of course an awesome person like yourself, there's only kicking reason to the curb and going beyond the impossible.

In between the logical and the illogical, there exists a certain sort of insanity that can best be explained through actions.

The actions are as follows:

1) Recruit an army of ninja zombie squirrels
2) Make some kick ass video games
3) Level Grind
4) World domination
5) Cake

Note: This cake is not a lie.

Neither a game or gimmick.
Nor a trick or shenanigan.
Neither a smoke or illusion.

I seem to get noticed for causing awesome situations.

Authors: Carlos Castenada, Osama Tezuka, Kiyohiko Azuma, Chuck Palahniuk (Only some of the time though), Rodan, Napoleon Hill, Dale Carnegie, Yoshihiro Tatsumi

Directors: Quentin Tarentino, Akira Kurosawa, Hayao Miyazaki, Hideaki Anno

Food: Korean, Japanese, Hong Kong Style Chinese, Greek, Italian, Indian... I'm actually just gonna go with, Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner. It's a shorter list.

Music: This list is even longer. I can't even make it into a short list.

Earth
Fire
Wind
Water
Heart
Captain Planet

In that exact order.

I seem to get caught in deep thought quite often.

My head is working to piece together all the little puzzles in the world. One piece at a time.

On Queen Street, causing much in the way of mischief. There are friends to see, and new people to meet. An adventure takes forth, from a metropass ride down into a land of glittering lights, hidden waterfalls, and new directions.

Some things quite frankly are none of your business. Really OkCupid, I would expect you had more manners than that.

You enjoy when things aren't boring, you're in touch with your little kid side, and you can stop worrying and let some one else take care of things.