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i_am_groman

26 / M / Straight / Single

Edison, New Jersey

His Details

Last Online
Today – 4:30am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm a very sarcastic person with a very dry but silly sense of humor. I love to poke fun at the absurdity and ridiculousness encountered in everyday life. I'm pretty down-to-earth, thoughtful, and very low-maintenance.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a "process executive" (official designation) at a massive Indian company who spends most time with mundane tasks related to expense claims and payroll. Yeah, really interesting...

Typically, though, I'm pretty happy with the autonomy I'm given and the crazy I'm subjected to continuously (people are really really silly when their money is in play).
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told that I come off as pleasant and laid-back. I'm certainly quite shy, though, so I guess I'd be noted as pretty quiet. Later on, people note my dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some shows I enjoy are Daria, Absolute Power, Show, Bobs Burgers, Don Hertzfeldt films, Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia, the Wire, Mr. Show, Breaking Bad, Simpsons, Community, the Walking Dead, Shameless. Most shows I watch are pretty heavy on irony or absurdity.

I also enjoy some stand-up comedy, particularly sarcastic comics like Eugene Mirman, Louis CK, David Cross, etc.

My favorite bands are Alkaline Trio, Streetlight Manifesto, Pharmacists/Ted Leo, Gaslight Anthem. I typically focus on individual bands that I can fully get into rather than random songs from random bands.

I am adventurous when it comes to food. I love sushi and Indian food, but really I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
My sarcastic sense of humor, friends, alcohol, wikipedia, my imagination, coffee..
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ethics, philosophy, life, other peoples point of views. I like to try to understand how the world works, how people think, how I think, and overall developing my own values and take on how things are.

I also like to pick up on real-life encounters and envision them in a sillier or more absurd manner.
On a typical Friday night I am
...not clubbing (neither nightclubs nor baby seals). I'm not too fond of crowds and don't really understand the appeal.

I typically enjoy hanging out with smaller groups of friends, relaxing while watching something good (or bad), casually chatting, and always drinking.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners