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I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40%
attractive, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that
you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a
ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs
instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as
hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not
...now how many guys can say THAT!
What I’m doing with my life
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I've always been FASCINATED by sociology and wanting to ask the
question, "Why do people do what they do?" After coming to NYC to
be a lawyer, I realized that I needed to do something that fitted
So I joined the military (can’t tell you what I do, it’s
classified) and began a career as a college professor. I love
having a job that encourages a life of learning. I must continue
reading and investigating in order to do my job well. I work a
flexible schedule so I end up sleeping in a lot and "working" from
home. It's a tough life, I know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hearing my alarm clock and believing that it's a sound in my dream
and therefore I don't actually have to wake up.
Putting pictures on facebook that DON'T involve taking a picture of
myself in a mirror or with my shirt off.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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OK way to much to name so I'll just go top favorites...
Books: Bible, 7 Habits of Highly Successful People, Freakonomics,
The Magic of Thinking Big
Movies: Point Break, Fight Club, Out of the Furnace, Wall Street,
Zoolander, The Fisher King
Music: Classic and modern rock, some pop stuff
Food: Pizza...I'm addicted
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone (or pretty much mini computer), that little Men in Black
zapper that makes people forget stuff (great if I go on a date I
dont like), the key people in my life that are always loyal and
there with me, PIZZA, a sense of humor, music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How probably the greatest harm done by vast wealth is the harm that
we of moderate means do ourselves when we let the vices of envy and
hatred enter deep into our own natures.
...and knock knock jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading to the blind/Walking old ladies across the street/curing
cancer/eating more than Michael Phelps/building orphanges for
puppies that can't bark/staying humble and not trying to impress
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