I'm awesome... no, seriously, I am. I'm about 60% awesome, 40% attractive, and 20% ninja monkey. What's that? You're saying that you think I'm conceited, can't do math, and have no clue what a ninja monkey is? Well...you may be right.
BUT I can bake 30 minute brownies in 25 minutes. I give real hugs instead of those wimpy A-frame things people try to pass off as hugs. I know how to recite the number pi up to 16 digits
from a sheet of paper. And I know that the tooth fairy does not exist.
...now how many guys can say THAT!