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i_am_joshie

36 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:03pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete and a basket case, and a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
What I’m doing with my life
Currently writing a pilot for a cable network.
I’m really good at
Triple bypass surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
The third degree burns covering 90% of my body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Woody Allen. Richard Linklate. Tarantino. White Stripes. Louie. Six Feet Under (my all time favorite TV show.) Enlightened. West Wing. Friday Night Lights. Spaced. Curb. Jon Benjamen Has A Van. South Park. Parenthood. Portlandia. Kroll Show. First season of Downton Abbey, and then it gets a little batshit insane. And tons of other stuff I'm forgetting. Favorite foods are whatever you're not going to finish.
The six things I could never do without
My vital organs... I know there's only five, so maybe you can let me slide on this one, huh Mr. OK Cupid?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my 'ideal' life would be and then trying to remember to live the one I have right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
A bunch of us go to my friend's house and watch Shark Tank and pretend like we know a lot about business... BUT when Shark Tank's not on I'm usually on lots ecstasy and at a rave just raving it up hard core. Just kidding, even typing that gave me anxiety.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in the witness protection program.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're up for some fun!