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37 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
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Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain and an athlete and a basket case, and a princess and a criminal. Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently writing a pilot for a cable network.
I’m really good at
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Triple bypass surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The third degree burns covering 90% of my body.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Woody Allen. Richard Linklate. Tarantino. White Stripes. Louie. Six Feet Under (my all time favorite TV show.) Enlightened. West Wing. Friday Night Lights. Spaced. Curb. Jon Benjamen Has A Van. South Park. Parenthood. Portlandia. Kroll Show. First season of Downton Abbey, and then it gets a little batshit insane. And tons of other stuff I'm forgetting. Favorite foods are whatever you're not going to finish.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My vital organs... I know there's only five, so maybe you can let me slide on this one, huh Mr. OK Cupid?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What my 'ideal' life would be and then trying to remember to live the one I have right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A bunch of us go to my friend's house and watch Shark Tank and pretend like we know a lot about business... BUT when Shark Tank's not on I'm usually on lots ecstasy and at a rave just raving it up hard core. Just kidding, even typing that gave me anxiety.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm in the witness protection program.
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