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i_am_lifeslover
23 / F / straight / Single
Des Moines, Iowa
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 6" (1.67m).
- Body Type
- Curvy
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Agnosticism but not too serious about it
- Sign
- —
- Education
- Working on college/university
- Job
- Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
- Income
- Less than $20,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- Likes dogs and Likes cats
- Languages
- English (Fluently), French (Okay), Tamil (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am pain, pleasure, and plenty ready..
My Self-Summary
On most days, I wake up and feel like tying myself into a pretzel
and shoving my fist into my mouth. I'm hoping, if this were
possible, the muscle strain and aching jaw and laughter upon
viewing myself in a mirror (upside down, through the middle of my
legs, of course) would distract me from my general confusion about
life.
I need people. Who else would be there to salt me and hoist me to a mirror?
Pleasure and pain bring truth.
You supply the pleasure and pain...I'll discover my own truth.
I need people. Who else would be there to salt me and hoist me to a mirror?
Pleasure and pain bring truth.
You supply the pleasure and pain...I'll discover my own truth.
What I’m doing with my life
Working. I call businesses all day on behalf of other businesses. I
want to know if people at the businesses I'm calling want to take a
survey, or go to a seminar, or hear a salesperson talk to them
about a product being introduced to their industry. I solicit and
read interest for a living, which in the business world is known as
qualifying and generating a lead.
I'm in marketing. I am required to know a little bit about a lot and to talk about whatever little bit I know like I know a whole lot more.
People at my job are persuasive, quick-thinking, communicative, creative, theatrical and psychoanalytical. I'm sure they would say the same about me.
I'm in marketing. I am required to know a little bit about a lot and to talk about whatever little bit I know like I know a whole lot more.
People at my job are persuasive, quick-thinking, communicative, creative, theatrical and psychoanalytical. I'm sure they would say the same about me.
I’m really good at
Cracking jokes that few understand
Drinking micro-brewed beer
singing (they paid me for it at college)
writing
playing piano
selling
acting
smoking (still perfecting that art with the American Spirits, blue pack)
laughing
smiling
paying attention to children/animals/homeless people...and everyone/everything else that everyone else just naturally ignores.
Drinking micro-brewed beer
singing (they paid me for it at college)
writing
playing piano
selling
acting
smoking (still perfecting that art with the American Spirits, blue pack)
laughing
smiling
paying attention to children/animals/homeless people...and everyone/everything else that everyone else just naturally ignores.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes
my smile
my lips
my hips
my...
my smile
my lips
my hips
my...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Scarface
The Last House on the Left
A Few Good Men
The Devil's Advocate
Hairspray
I'm obsessed with Bollywood movies ever since traveling to India.
My CD collection is epic. The pile is vast and numerous. I favor ambient/experimental, alternative, funk, neosoul and metal music.
Some favorite artists: Aphex Twin, Belle and Sebastian, Sade, Brazilian Girls, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, David Bowie, Van Hunt, Bjork et al
The Last House on the Left
A Few Good Men
The Devil's Advocate
Hairspray
I'm obsessed with Bollywood movies ever since traveling to India.
My CD collection is epic. The pile is vast and numerous. I favor ambient/experimental, alternative, funk, neosoul and metal music.
Some favorite artists: Aphex Twin, Belle and Sebastian, Sade, Brazilian Girls, Smashing Pumpkins, Fiona Apple, David Bowie, Van Hunt, Bjork et al
The six things I could never do without
Beer
Music
Poetry
Teddy (his ear is transparent)
friends in India
Journal
Music
Poetry
Teddy (his ear is transparent)
friends in India
Journal
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Poetry
pollution
bird feathers I keep finding on the sidewalk (I know my late aunt is with me)
french (en francais)
sex
beer
makeup
music
sex
sex
sex ad infinitum
pollution
bird feathers I keep finding on the sidewalk (I know my late aunt is with me)
french (en francais)
sex
beer
makeup
music
sex
sex
sex ad infinitum
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing pool/dancing/drinking with friend/s. Noone
1. loves pool more than me
2. is worse at it
when we get sick of each other/I get sick of them/I get sick of my own voice
I go home.
I keep my own company very well.
1. loves pool more than me
2. is worse at it
when we get sick of each other/I get sick of them/I get sick of my own voice
I go home.
I keep my own company very well.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
is that I have so many private things to admit.
Everything is nothing and nothing is everything.
My reality, my mind, my world is as expansive as the universe and as micro-cosmic as a single cell.
It's exhausting, but fun and never dull.
Everything is nothing and nothing is everything.
My reality, my mind, my world is as expansive as the universe and as micro-cosmic as a single cell.
It's exhausting, but fun and never dull.
You should message me if
smart, sexy, beautiful women entice you.
congratulations! You may be the last on earth.
Let me be the first to shake your hand.
We can keep each other company and re-populate the world.
Just kidding.
congratulations! You may be the last on earth.
Let me be the first to shake your hand.
We can keep each other company and re-populate the world.
Just kidding.
