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26 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:35pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Grew up in the panhandle of Florida, called Florabama or the Redneck Riviera for reasons I will leave you to figure out.

Moved to The City and finally fell in love with it after moving back post college. It took awhile SF, but you are one adorable wonderland.

Right now I am in a process of self discovery/realization that is taking me to some cool places. I'm excited to see where this roller coaster is headed.
What I’m doing with my life
Hauling people around on a giant red tricycle. Providing unique and joyous experiences to both natives and travelers. Helping people get where they need to go, while working on my salesmanship and knowledge of the city's ins and outs.
Travelling. Going on mini adventures.
I’m really good at
Trying new things.
Cracking jokes and laughing at them.
Getting into conversations about philosophy, psychology, biology, sex, exercise, and art.
Riding my bike like I'm making a getaway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I once did an experiment for a class where we had to go around with a clipboard and ask strangers to write down their first impressions of us. I got a lot of 'funny', 'friendly', and 'talkative', so I guess those are the things that come across the most strongly. Also, the hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Secret History, Wolf Hall, The Windup Girl, Ender's Game, Dune, The Brain That Changes Itself, Power to the People, War and Peace, A Song of Ice and Fire, Beyond Good and Evil, Akira, Black Hole, City of Thieves, The Canterbury Tales, Henry IV pt. 1., The Brothers Karamazov, Gulliver's Travels, and a few more.

Movies: Amadeus, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, The Dark Knight, The Big Lebowski, The Pianist, Richard III, Gladiator, 13 Assassins, Pururambo, Princess Mononoke, Drive, A Separation, The Hurt Locker, plus any nature documentary, especially if David Attenborough had a hand in it.

Television: Breaking Bad, The Office, Louie, 30 Rock, Fawlty Towers, Arrested Development, Rome, THE WIRE, Mad Men, any Louis CK standup special.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1. Books
2. Friends and Family
3. Movement
4. The movie theatre
6. Interesting experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get Donna Tartt to adopt me and teach me her craft.
How to move/think better.
How to stop worrying and love the bomb.
On a typical Friday night I am
With my friends at a bar, hanging out and conversing.
Or else watching documentaries on Netflix and eating the amazing chicken from Cordon Bleu.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sleep with earplugs and an eye mask on, a leftover habit that I developed in college and never managed to shake. If I could only get my hands on one of those sensory deprivation chambers I would be so happy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You say what you think, at least part of the time.
You love to talk about ideas and that thing you just read/saw/ate.
You know about a cool bar/event/place and are dying to share it with someone.

There are only two things I won't put up with: people who are intolerant of other races, and the Dutch :-)