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34 Little Elm, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 2:10pm
Relationship Type
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Catholicism and laughing about it
Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things I like:
reading, writing, cooking, rudimentary DIY projects (Bob Vila I ain't), saying ain't even though I'm quite apt with the English language, holding conversations that are inappropriate for my surroundings (churches, workspaces, children's birthday parties), dancing like a white boy, working out, irises, theatre, art in all its forms (except the ones I don't like), puns, leaving odd voicemail messages, unusual Halloween costumes, saying "your face" and "really, with that?"

I am honest, funny, and intelligent
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I completed my Master of Fine Arts in Creative Writing in May, and I just moved back to DFW from North Carolina. I'm waiting tables and tending bar while I send out my work and keep grinding on the writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of stuff. Sports, not so much. (I still like to play; I'm just not very good)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my eyes. Or the fact that I have fallen down. One or the other.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: "The Sundial", "We Have Always Lived in the Castle" and "The Haunting of Hill House" by Shirley Jackson; "The Sirens of Titan" by Kurt Vonnegut; "The Antelope Wife" by Louise Erdrich; "The Thief of Always" and (so far) the "Abarat" series by Clive Barker; "Good Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. "The Dwindling Party," a pop-up book by Edward Gorey. "Against the Day" by Thomas Pynchon.

Movies: Network, Pan's Labyrinth, Stranger Than Fiction, Clue, Murder by Death, The Ice Storm, The Hanging Garden, Girls Will Be Girls, The Last Picture Show, Edward Scissorhands, Spirited Away, The Others, Happy Endings, Airplane!, All About Eve, Being Julia, American Beauty, The Neverending Story, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Truman Show, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Fall, Kabluey.

Shows: Modern Family, Community, Parks and Recreation, Arrested Development, The Office, 30 Rock, Downton Abbey.

Music: Whatever Pandora tells me I like. Just kidding. Modest Mouse, Little People, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, Temper Trap, Garbage, Tiesto, Plushgun, The Bravery, Muse, Dusted, Dido, Hybrid, Royksopp, Gorillaz, so many others...
I also have the classical music station programmed into my car radio. And I listen to it.
Also, I'm kinda in love with the soundtrack to "Hanna."

Food: I'm a fat kid, so I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Do air, water, shelter, and food count?
my loved ones
sunglasses...I think I have a vampire's eyes. I'm that photosensitive.
a comfortable pair of sneakers
a garden of some kind
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All of the things. Seriously. Although, not all at once. My head would explode.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most Friday nights, I'm working.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In a world increasingly void of privacy, I'm not entirely sure I'm willing to give up my secrets just because I'm asked to for an essay.
Hmm. I have a more-than-sneaking suspicion that no matter what I do or how I look, I will never quite fit in.
...and that may be just a *bit* too private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Here is your decision tree:
Do you have a great sense of humor, are artistic or appreciative of the arts, and are you a decent human being?

Excellent! Final question before sending me a message: do you look down on those who choose to be in the service industry? (Corollary question: are you even a little bit flexible with your own personal schedule when you like someone?) If you've answered appropriately: send me a message. :-)